new story: three words: be creative

I read the last story on there and it was ok.
I have nothing bad to say about it.
I also lied in the last sentence but am not going to apologize the being tactful and lying and the apology cancel each other out.

The point is...I do a lot of creative writing and we can do better folks...what do you say? Continue this story with three more words added every time someone posts(same as last only more creative and with 3 word posts instead of two for those who haven't done this)

The first words are

If galloping pizza
 
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