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Hehe...this thread is a good break from studying for finals! Here's mine...

A friend of mine was giving me a ride somewhere last summer. And since it was summer, and the sun was pretty bright, I had on sunglasses. There were a couple of other people in the car...I was sitting behind the driver. We got to wherever we were going, car stops, everyone gets out, right? Wrong. I couldn't find the door handle. I sat there for probably five minutes, feeling around for the stupid thing. Did I mention it was a black car, black interior, and he parked in the shade? Oh yeah, and I'm not smart enough to take off my sunglasses? :rolleyes: My friend finally started saying things like "up a little bit," "okay, to your right," "no, your right," "almost, you almost had it." I don't remember if I ever found the handle, or if he opened the door for me :o At least I got out!
 
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Originally posted by Kristen
Originally posted by Dinkime

LOL! Me too! :D

:pink: :D hehehe one time i actually RAN into the glass door at my cousins. i was in the kitchen & my mom asked me to get something out of the car -- i went running & they had closed the door LOL...i bounced back about 3 feet!!
 
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I was at the grocery store a few years ago and I saw a full grocery cart sitting in front of the aisle. I thought it was a cart with marked down items in it. It was just sitting by itself. I saw this really nice pair of gloves in the front part of the cart so I decided to try them on. Pretty soon I felt someone tapping me on the shoulder and this lady said "Excuse me those are my gloves and this is my shopping cart can I ask what you are doing?" :o

Oh boy I was embarrassed.
 
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OW! That must have been so funny :D LOL

The other day, I was watching my bosses daughter (about 2 and a half) and we were feeding some ducks. I was trying to get the duck to come close enough to her so that she could pet it. So I walked up to the end of the pond so I could make a bread crumb trail up to her.

As I was backing up (midn you kind of waddling backwards) I backed right into a three foot around drainage pipe and fell about three feet into the freezing water. Yeah, I looked pretty stupid and my boss's daughter didn't stop laughing for about five minutes :)

That made it worth it. Have you ever seena two year laugh histerically... doesn't get much cuter than that :)
 
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Originally posted by blynn
I was at the grocery store a few years ago and I saw a full grocery cart sitting in front of the aisle. I thought it was a cart with marked down items in it. It was just sitting by itself. I saw this really nice pair of gloves in the front part of the cart so I decided to try them on. Pretty soon I felt someone tapping me on the shoulder and this lady said "Excuse me those are my gloves and this is my shopping cart can I ask what you are doing?"


ha ha ha ha ha ha :D your so funny!!

Originally posted by Coastie
The other day, I was watching my bosses daughter (about 2 and a half) and we were feeding some ducks. I was trying to get the duck to come close enough to her so that she could pet it. So I walked up to the end of the pond so I could make a bread crumb trail up to her.

As I was backing up (midn you kind of waddling backwards) I backed right into a three foot around drainage pipe and fell about three feet into the freezing water. Yeah, I looked pretty stupid and my boss's daughter didn't stop laughing for about five minutes

ROTFL!! Ha HA HA !!! :D
 
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What the dumbest thing you have ever done?

The dumbest thing I did was to color my hair from blonde to black just the day before flying to Cape Town to buy a holiday house. I looked horrible. My hair were long at that time, so I tried to restore my hair color (second dumbest thing) and tint my hair 6 times that day. My hair become so dry and the third dumbest thing I did, I cut my hair very short. The next day I did not look horrible alone but was very miserable too. I blamed myself over and over, if, if I just went to the hairdressers instead of fixing the problem myself. I know now that short black hair does not suit me at all and will never cut my hair that short or color it again. Sometimes I learn through trial and error.
 
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I always forget to take out that bag in the turkey. Last thanksgiving I did remember. I was so happy. My husband kept saying are you sure you took the bag out. Yes I told him I remembered. Well sure enough I forgot that there is like this 'neck bag' in the front of the turkey and I cooked it.

I promised this year to write a note or something reminding me not to cook any type of bag that is put in the turkey.

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I thought this smiley was so cute and fitting for our thread. :D
 
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I have too many to list, and I'm sure my wife can point out more, but here's one from way back:

I've always been a huge football fan. When I was about 11, our house had a long hallway that lead from the back of the house to the living room. My mom had the furniture set up so the back of the couch was to the hallway. So, in my imagination, the couch was actually the "offensive line". I would run down the hallway, pretending I was a running back and leap over the couch as if I were going in for a touchdown. I would stack pillows on the other side to land on. Well, one day (in my mind) it was 4th and goal on the one yard line, and they handed the ball off to me. I ran, heroically leapt over the couch, into the "endzone"......completely clearing my pillow
landing zone. I landed on my face, flipped end over end into the tv stand. As I lay there, bruised (black eye), bloodied (nose), and rugburned (my entire right cheek), my sister came out to see what the commotion was. Needless to say, she laughed at me for days. I also had to explain why the cable was jarred loose and my face destroyed.

I never made it to the pros.
 
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LOL Dewjunkie! I have a ton of them too! and..one happened yesterday! I posted this in the what did you do today thread, but might as well come in here too!
yesterday when i was at the beach, I rolled up my jeans and was wading into the water, needless to say I was not paying attention, big wave came, I lost my balance and I ended up wet and sandy....so then I went to the shower area and I decided I did NOT want to make the drive home in wet sandy clothing and I brought no extra clothes...so I stripped down to my undergarments and ran all the way to my car, I figured if I run really fast everyone will just think it is a bikini :rolleyes: so I ran all the way with my 5 year old running behind me laughing like a loon...I just prayed NOT to crash or be pulled over! and I definitely got some strange looks on the freeway and from all my neighbors who happened to be outside when I arrived home :rolleyes:
 
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3 of my friends and I drove out to Colorado for a friends colege graduation, only to discover that we had missed it by a week...talk about feeling DUMB! But, we celebrated with her anyways! just a week later than we were supposed to...and she will NEVER let us live that down, she just says "one" I can see one making that mistake but the whole carpool! well that will stay with me FOREVER...now friends I am off to apologetics to talk about angels being real...
Amie
 
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I have only been on the east coast a few years.

We were taking a family trip to visit my mother-in-law who lives in MA. I am the official map holder during trips. Anyhow I asked my husband if we could visit New England and how much I would love to see it. He just gave me a strange look -- start laughing and went on to explain how New England is not a state. I wondered why I couldn't find it on the map. :o

DUH.. I thought New England was a state because they have a football team.
 
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