Are U Spending too much time with computers ?

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People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future.

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

2. When counting objects, ,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D..

3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls.

4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.

5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that **** machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!", you are going to scream at her for omitting the "else" clause.

6. You try to sleep, and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); /* sleep for 8 hours */

7. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.

8. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...

9. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window.

10. When you go to balance your check book, you would discover that you'll be doing the math in octal.

11.You would look for a trash can icon to throw garbage.

12.When you get in the elevator you would double-click the button for the floor you want to go.
 
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- You've actually caught yourself saying "L-O-L" during conversations

- You think "Ctrl-F" when reading books

- You have the high score on every game at AddictingGames

- j00 == 5p34|< 1337 1i|<3 7hi5... f1u3|\|71y. OLLOLLOOL!!!

- You know what a "hash" is

- You celebrate Linus Torvald's birthday

- You go to more LAN parties than social events

- You have more friends online than you do in real life

- On The Sims, your Sim has a $153,672,221 bank account and a waterfront mansion

- You speak better in C++ than you do in english

- The only class you are passing is Computer Science 101, and you have a 100 in that class

- You eventually abandon making facial expressions and instead hold up signs with "smileys" that convey your emotion. After your friends accuse you of being a stoic, you respond "~_~"

- You've played Beethoven's 5th on a MIDI synthesizer

- You have translated Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar" into 1337-speech and posted it on your blog

- The first thing you say to your newborn child is "Hello, world!"

- You ordered your prescription glasses in 800X600

- You've hacked into the CIA's homepage and inserted your name in the source code- twice.

- When your friends ask you a yes or no question, you respond "0" or "1"

- You've had heated debates and pleasant conversations with online chatterbots (Leo, Oliver, SmarterChild, etc.)

- You carry a mouse in your pocket everywhere you go. You just feel naked without it.

- Your website has had 14,692 hits. 14,691 of them were you "admiring your work".

- You routinely attempt to "reboot" people, hoping that they won't be so stupid once they are restarted.

- Your forum signature is a 16,000 character ASCII picture of Mr. Spock

- When witnessing, you have used the phrase "God pwns."

- You have eight computers. Seven are just FTP server hosts for your main computer.

- You've passed Cisco 1-4 with an A average.

- At the movies, you criticize the popcorn sellers for making such lousy kernels.

- You have several computer vendor decals on your computers. All eight of them.

- Your doormat says "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

- Your loved one begs you to get into table tennis, so you spend weeks afterwards attempting to ping the Pong games online.

- You type faster than you talk
 
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When someone asks you to copy them a tape, you look confounded and reply "CDRW?"

You know what the max rpm is on your HD, but that red part on that speedo looking type thing on your car means nothing to you.

When ever you see "Bus Stop", you automatically think to yourself "USB Stop?" And you're left confused.

When someone offends you in real life, you look for the "report post to admin" button.

When you and your friends gather, you wear masks of your avatars from your favourite forum.

The first people you talk to in the morning, and the last people you talk to at night, are your online friends.
 
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