Funny verse game!

seventy-two thousand cattle,

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Numbers 31:33

Inspiring, isn't it?

Regards,
Shodan

"I have made a fool of myself, but you drove me to it."
2 Cor.12:11

2Ki 2:23-24And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.



Ok, It's not totally funny that 42 snotty kids were mauled and eaten by bears, but isn't this a strange incident to find in the Bible? Can you just see the whole scenario?

Exodus 7:21, 22 And the fish in the river died; and the river became foul smelling, and the Egyptians could not drink it's water, and there was blood throughout all the land of Egypt. But the magicians of Egypt did the same by their enchantments and secret arts.

Exodus 8:6-8 So Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of egypt, and the frogs came up and covered the land. But the magicians did the same thing with their enchantments and secret arts, and brought up more frogs upon the land of Egypt.

Exodus 8:9, 10 Moses said to Pharaoh, Glory over me in this: dictate when I shall pray to the Lord for you, your servants, and your people, that the frogs may be destroyed . . . .And Pharaoh said, Tomorrow.

 

 

from the Gospel of St. Matthew 16:5-7

"When his disciples came to the crossing place, they had forgotten to take bread with them.
He said to them, Watch and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Saducees.
And they were reasoning among themselves and saying, It is because we have not brought bread."

This is the passage I thought was the funniest one I had ever read.

Patty

Proverbs 21:9
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

Proverbs 21:19
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.

**Since this game has seemed to make a comeback...I'm going to move it to the Rec Room. **

Originally posted by JohnR7
Proverbs 21:9
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

Proverbs 21:19
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.

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Hahahahaha.  This one gets the gold ring!!  Hahahaha.

Patty

This one may not be hilarious but I always thought it strange.

1Samuel 6:4 "Then said they, what shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods and five GOLDEN MICE.....................

Proverbs 15:22
Without counsel pruposes are disappointed: But in the multitude of counsellors they are established.

I thought this was funny, considering we are in an election year...

Amos 4:1 - "Listen to me, you 'fat cows' of Bashan living in Samaria--you women who encourage your husbands to rob the poor and crush the needy--you who never have enough to drink!" THE LIVING BIBLE

One time during church when I was 12 years old, my best friend showed me this verse and we started cracking up during the service. The Living Bible was the popular translation popular at that time. The other versions don't say 'fat cows'; they specify 'you cows of Bashan'.

the book of Jesus verse 1 -trust in Me & have fun