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A sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five & six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy father and thy mother she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters? Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
A little girl was asked who Jesus's mother and father were. She responded with, "Mr and Mrs Christ."
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working dilligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A little girl was asked who Jesus's mother and father were. She responded with, "Mr and Mrs Christ."
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working dilligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
