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Good for letter writers:
Ezra 9:3,5 : In the reply to a Dear John...
Galatians 6:11 : I is so smart!
2 John 1:12 and 3 John 1:13-14 : Early Church form letters
2 Corinthians 10:10 He seemed nice on-line....
The weekend:
Genesis 24:64 : If she smoked, so can I!
1 Timothy 5:23 : Aw, c'mon dude! It's the weekend...
Acts 28:15 : Hey, I thank God for even one tavern!
but the fun ends....
Proverbs 27:14 : don't you know I'm hung over??
Culinary advice:
Proverbs 1:12 : How to eat oysters
Hebrews 5:13 : Got Milk? For shame!
Isaiah 28:8 : I knew I should have checked that resturant out before taking her there on our first date
Proverbs 28:25 : Well, maybe I've put on a few pounds
Ezekiel 3:1-2 : Well, if the Lord says so, but Mom said it would spoil my appetite
City life:
Isaiah 5:8 yeah, I think strips malls are ugly too
Acts 19:29 : I hope they had popcorn!
Joel 2:23 : and now on to our five day forecast...
Nahum 2:4 : We live in fast paced times.
2 Kings 9:20 : Jeru, Shmeru, you should see my Dad behind the wheel!
Dating advice:
1 Corinthians 7:9 : Nothing like marriage to cure passionate love
2 Corinthians 13:12; 1 Thessalonians 5:26 :Man, if Paul's gonna keep writing us like this, we really need to get women in here.
Isaiah 57:4 I don't care what you heard, we're just friends!
The Truth is Out There:
Hebrews 11:34 : When Martians attack!
Ezekiel 1:4, 9, 12-15 : I get the idea Zeke, but what kind of mushrooms did you have with dinner?
Miscellanious:
Galatians 3:13 : no monkeys going to heaven
Galatians 4:10 : I love you Timex
Ezekiel 7:12 : The Dow Jones down again today
Acts 20 7:9 : Yeah, my pastor has talked people to death too.
And my favorite:
Matthew 24:25 : Didn't we just do this thread??
Good for letter writers:
Ezra 9:3,5 : In the reply to a Dear John...
Galatians 6:11 : I is so smart!
2 John 1:12 and 3 John 1:13-14 : Early Church form letters
2 Corinthians 10:10 He seemed nice on-line....
The weekend:
Genesis 24:64 : If she smoked, so can I!
1 Timothy 5:23 : Aw, c'mon dude! It's the weekend...
Acts 28:15 : Hey, I thank God for even one tavern!
but the fun ends....
Proverbs 27:14 : don't you know I'm hung over??
Culinary advice:
Proverbs 1:12 : How to eat oysters
Hebrews 5:13 : Got Milk? For shame!
Isaiah 28:8 : I knew I should have checked that resturant out before taking her there on our first date
Proverbs 28:25 : Well, maybe I've put on a few pounds
Ezekiel 3:1-2 : Well, if the Lord says so, but Mom said it would spoil my appetite
City life:
Isaiah 5:8 yeah, I think strips malls are ugly too
Acts 19:29 : I hope they had popcorn!
Joel 2:23 : and now on to our five day forecast...
Nahum 2:4 : We live in fast paced times.
2 Kings 9:20 : Jeru, Shmeru, you should see my Dad behind the wheel!
Dating advice:
1 Corinthians 7:9 : Nothing like marriage to cure passionate love
2 Corinthians 13:12; 1 Thessalonians 5:26 :Man, if Paul's gonna keep writing us like this, we really need to get women in here.
Isaiah 57:4 I don't care what you heard, we're just friends!
The Truth is Out There:
Hebrews 11:34 : When Martians attack!
Ezekiel 1:4, 9, 12-15 : I get the idea Zeke, but what kind of mushrooms did you have with dinner?
Miscellanious:
Galatians 3:13 : no monkeys going to heaven
Galatians 4:10 : I love you Timex
Ezekiel 7:12 : The Dow Jones down again today
Acts 20 7:9 : Yeah, my pastor has talked people to death too.
And my favorite:
Matthew 24:25 : Didn't we just do this thread??