So you're saying evolution doesn't occur then?Praxiteles said:...they... ...don't evolve. That's obvious.
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So you're saying evolution doesn't occur then?Praxiteles said:...they... ...don't evolve. That's obvious.
Tsk. Quote mining. The favourite tactic of evilushoenists.Tomk80 said:So you're saying evolution doesn't occur then?
But there *is* a conspiracy. The evocobblers are afraid they'll lose their funding and leather uppers if the truth (er... sorry, that should be "TRUTH") ever gets out.smog said:I smell a conspiracy.
Edit: oh wait nevermind that's just my feet
Praxiteles said:Get back to me when you see a shoe turning into a monkey. And furthermore, if there are shoes, why are there still monkeys? Huh?
But that's not evolution - that's DEvolution, which proves that it's a lie and a fraud and a conspiracy and evil and a lie. Plus, there are no transishoenals, excpet one with was a fraud and turned out to be a pig's shoe!smog said:Because the rate at which monkeys evolve into shoes is equal to the rate at which shoes evolve into monkeys, forming a shoe-monkey equilibrium.
Praxiteles said:But that's not evolution - that's DEvolution, which proves that it's a lie and a fraud and a conspiracy and evil and a lie. Plus, there are no transishoenals, excpet one with was a fraud and turned out to be a pig's shoe!
Simple, that's just micro-shoevolution. Macro-shoevolution has never been proven and is a lie anyways. Shoes can't shoevolve beyond size 9 and that is a proven fact. So there!Orihalcon said:yeah but how do you explain all the new species of high heels that keep popping up every season?
Praxiteles said:But that's not evolution - that's DEvolution, which proves that it's a lie and a fraud and a conspiracy and evil and a lie. Plus, there are no transishoenals, excpet one with was a fraud and turned out to be a pig's shoe!
That's just adaptshoe.Orihalcon said:yeah but how do you explain all the new species of high heels that keep popping up every season?
What's this? Ring speshoes?Orihalcon said:i have proof of macro-evolution!
1. a basic pre-shoe, or pseudo-shoe.
2. here you see a few variations, or micro-evolution progressions of the above.
the one at the top seems to have branched off again into 2 variants, 3 and 4.
5. it is possible they have cross-bred to produce this taller variant.
6. this has turned into an extreme. clearly, 6 and 1 are no longer compatible with each other, and thus we have a new species.
But it's still a SHOE!smog said:A monkey evolving into a shoe is evolution. The fact that some shoes are devolving into monkeys is irrelevant. Besides, there clearly are are transishoenals: brown furry shoes, for example.
Your pretty pictures don't impress me. Next thing you'll do, no doubt, is post a picture of a handbag and one of a shoulder bag and claim that that proves relatedness.WaZoO said:There's a clear transition between sandals and loafers. It couldn't be any more clear.
Don't you mean pshoew?Praxiteles said:Pshaw!
I repeat, pshaw!