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"50,000 year Theory" - Rollie Fingers, relief pitcher, Oakland A's....when asked what he thought about in tight situations in the 9th inning. "In 50,000 years, nobody's gonna give a **** anyhow, so take a deep breath, throw your best pitch, and see what happens."
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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -Bill Cosby

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." -Robert Heinlein, "Job", 1984

"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." -Gore Vidal

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -Tommy Cooper

"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project." -Anonymous
 
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God the Rebel
That a good man may have his back to the wall
is no more than we knew already; but that God
could have his back to the wall is a boast for all
insurgents forever. Christianity is the only
religion on earth that has felt that omnipotence
made God incomplete. Christianity alone has
felt that God, to be wholly God, must have been
a rebel as well as a king. Alone of all creeds,
Christianity has added courage to the virtues of
the Creator. For the only courage worth calling
courage must necessarily mean that the soul
passes a breaking point - and does not break.
-G. K. Chesterton
 
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Here's a long one:

Dubya, acting upon a joint resolution of Congress, has declared September 11 to be Patriot Day. According to his proclamation, we're supposed to
"...observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities..." and to
"...display the flag at half-staff from their homes and observe a moment of silence at 8:46 a.m. EDT," this in honor of the Americans who died in
the terrorist attack.

You know, personally I think this just stinks to hell. I have a better idea, so I'm making a proclamation of my own, which of course is completely
unendorsed by any US politicians I'm aware of.

I'm declaring September 11 "International Enough Day." Enough flag-waving, enough violence, enough nationalism. Enough already. September 11 was not
an American tragedy, it was a human tragedy. It was a tragedy not just for the people in the US who died, but for every innocent person killed as a
result of the US reaction to the attacks as well. It was a tragedy for the human spirit, regardless of nationality, religion, and anything else.

On September 11, let's say "Enough." No more killing. Let's remember not only the victims of the hijacked airplanes in the US, but of the embassy
bombings in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998. Let's remember all the Israelis killed by Palestinian bombers and all the Palestinians killed by Israeli
troops. Let's remember all the innocent people slain by Union Carbide in Bhopal, India in 1984.

Let's take the day to contemplate the people who've been victims of genocidal warfare in Africa, and the ones who've starved to death because
of political games as well. Let's remember the victims of the Holocaust and of the firebombing of Dresden, too. Let's not forget those who were slain
in the Mai Lai Massacre. Instead of waving the flag of one nation and thinking only about our own dead, let's make September 11 a day to remember
all the people who've died at the hands of someone else's political agenda through no fault of their own, and let's say enough. We should stand up and
disavow this, no matter what country we're in, no matter what religion we are, no matter our political affiliation or status or race or anything else.

If we had a moment of silence marking the time of every atrocity ever committed in the name of nationalism, religion... every atrocity committed
in the name of the artificial borders that try to make us forget that we're all human, all in this together, all fragile creatures whose lives
can be snuffed out in an instant through no fault of our own... then we would never speak again.

So we here in America should, I think, observe September 11 as the day when the nightmares that humans around the world have been living with for
decades came lumbering ashore on the East Coast of the US. We should see it for what it is; the day the US truly experienced the horror that rings
like a bell around the globe, from South America to the Middle East to Micronesia, the day we joined the human race at a most profound and
fundamental level.

There should be no "Patriot Day," no day to further emphasize that we're different. Instead, let's say "Enough." Enough of putting the interests of
any one nation above the interests of the human race. Enough dwelling on our small differences. Enough killing each other over them. Enough hate,
enough fear, enough hunger, enough violence, enough bombing, enough enough enough ENOUGH.

We should each find our own way of expressing this. A moment of silence... or perhaps a day of silence. Meditation, art, whatever it is that you do... do it. Take the day to celebrate the lives of all of us -- wherever we're from and whatever we believe -- who are still here, and think on those -- wherever they were, whenever they were and whatever they were -- who weren't so lucky.

Take the day to remember the fragility of human life and all the nightmares wrought by those who wanted to impose their will upon the whole of
humanity. Commit no act of violence, however small. Let go of any hatred and prejudice and thirst for revenge and, for one day, see yourself in the
other and the other in yourself.

Do whatever you do, and do it to say ENOUGH.
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tulc(who wishes he knew who wrote that)
 
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"Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen, and then say,
'What should be the reward of such sacrifices?' Bid us and our posterity bow the knee, supplicate the friendship, and plough, and sow, and reap, to glut the avarice of the men who have let loose on us the dogs of war to riot in our blood and hunt us from the face of the earth?
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our
countrymen!"
-Samuel Adams
 
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Not to be confused with the other Norman Hartnell
I declare this thread infiltrated and consequently resucitate it:

- Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
- Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

{This exchange is sometimes attributed to Winston's good friend F.E. Smith, but in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan's The Glitter and the Gold she writes that the exchange occurred at Blenheim when her son was host. See also the American edition of Martin Gilbert's In Search of Churchill (not in the British edition). In Nancy: The Life of Lady Astor, Christopher Sykes confirms Consuelo Balsan's account. "It sounds like an invention but is well authenticated. [Churchill] and the Astors were staying with Churchill's cousin, the Duke of Marlborough, at Blenheim Palace. Nancy and Churchill argued ferociously throughout the weekend.}
 
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A verbal exchange between Clare Booth Luce and Dorothy Parker upon arriving simultaneously at the door of the same nightclub.

Luce: "Age before beauty."
Parker: "And pearls before swine."


Then Dororthy Parker entered first.
 
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Siliconaut said:
I declare this thread infiltrated and consequently resucitate it:

- Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
- Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

he didn't much like astor:

-Lady Astor: "Sir, you are drunk"

-Churchill: "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
 
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