Recent content by pastor marty

3days;2 nites,demons/hallucinations (either or) & U watch every Roger Gorman movie ever made & thro in Dante's Inferno in 3D & total VR.If U were ever targeted U wouldn't B so naïve,(or maybe voyeuristic ?) as 2 ask. Walk thru a battlefield on day 3 then ask someone who was there for a play by...

Plants R alive 2. The disciples were fishermen&sheepguys.Eat it or not;giving thanks & that's it ! 2 the guy who criticized Budda 4 leaving his family; hey lardhead, didn't JESUS say,"unless UR willin'2 leave yer folks behind,you ain't worthy of HIM ???"So it's OK 4 Christians but not Buddists...

There is never anything between my lines,I'm as blunt as a brick.Con/mock never crossed my mind, tho a snail once did in a nanosec. DRAT;no imogi w/patch o'er 1 eye & bandana.see whatcha can do boutdat,huh ! pax

Why can't GOD have said',enough w/this makin' stuff.I laid da blueprint so all ya lil' molecules jus evolve,I'll check back later & when HE did & saw th' DINO'S He went 'whoops'shoulda seen that comin,no prob;got ME an astroid th' size o' Kansas 2 remedy them raptors so's I kin prepare th' place...

If ya were in my class I'd give ya an "A"& yaa ; we all have daze where we get 2 wear the official "demon target" board. Keep yr good/tude & he'll leave cause yer no fun 2 torment...shalom

U sound young & old pirates write broken English;but me thoughts r'from th'heart & thats all that matters. So there !

Poobear;ya need a friend & came 2 right place (no,not me,I made Jesus his first set of sandals) but there be no shortage o'wise wimmen on this here site. They'll fix ya up iffin ye be willin 2 listen. Have faith;life preserver goin'overboard as we squeek....SHALOM

Child;please tell me yer a mil.mi. from HER now.This happened in th'21st. cent. ? O dear LORD, ISIS,torture,& cruelty have no headquarters;they pop up everywhere. How much weight ? YMCA got great workout room cheap. My prayers,encouragement & blessinz 2 ya. Have faith & buy a bike.....shalom

With a hammer ,whoops I thought U said divertathiest.Ya can't convert th'devil;he knows GEODE well, just don't want nobody else 2.Don't start tryin'2 evangelize the self-damned.Start easy,like a bikerbar. Nat. Speach&Debate winner (team) 1965,(help4free/call me)

Wakeup,smell th'Tacosauce & learn 2 do th'Samba.LIFE awaits U. B/Blessed w/ere ya go & whoever ya B when ya grow up..

UR reply 2 I'm so BLUE/sky was pure Gospel.Mine were true 2 but snarky,tis my nature.

if his feet were any colder they'rd be penguins livin' on them.If yer soul was really composed & a good girlfriend came 2/U & said all the sad stuff U have;wouldn't U say;"Sis,drop that loser like a hot rock & trust Geode (G.O.D.) 2 send U,(maybe not a prince) but at least not another...

saying,"I love U" only requires the exhalation of a bunch of air & the ability 2 make sounds.C/luv=B/luv=show luv;this I get. I taught my parrot 2 squak,"luvUboss"4 a cookie.Think I should marry her ??Failin' as a future wife?? 2/B humble enuff 2 say that just triggered my BS meter. Methinks...

I'm so glad most of the 12 were illiterate fishermen,as well as the 70;& the next 1000 or so Chistians.NO books 2 debate & fight over; just 2 er more & th' Holy Ghost. Them wuz th'daze !!!

Jesus saves;showers clean dirt & make us feel good about ourselves.Think of Baptism like finally sighin' the morgage on yer dream home..