Recent content by Illuminatus

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    New ministry aids women with same-sex attraction.

    Exodus International is both pathetic and disgusting.
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    Least qualified Republican VP candidate?

    What a stupid thing to say. By your logic, killing Republicans is pro-life, because then they won't start pointless wars.
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    Moore Under Fire For Saying Gustav Proof ‘there Is A God’

    Yup. It appears that Republican prayers have been accidentally rerouted to the Department of Karma.
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    POLL: Why did John McCain Pick Sarah Palin?

    You forgot the "Senility" option.
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    Least qualified Republican VP candidate?

    If you take the time to read this thing called the "Bible", you might note that Quayle didn't exactly coin the phrase.
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    Bangladeshi boy with two heads dies: doctor

    Huh. I guess two heads actually aren't better than one.
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    Moore Under Fire For Saying Gustav Proof ‘there Is A God’

    So, it's okay for conservatives to say that hurricanes are god's revenge on gays, but Michael Moore can't say that they're god's revenge on Republicans? Go figure.
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    FDIC may borrow money from Treasury: report

    Only if you're secretly a federally-insured bank. :P
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    Least qualified Republican VP candidate?

    Well?
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    FDIC may borrow money from Treasury: report

    Do a bit of reading on the basics of macroeconomics, and you'll note that the Treasury has assets of ~$890 billion.
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    WE better vote based on this issue

    Completely forgot about NZ, sorry. :sorry: (And it'd be higher up on my list than a lot of those countries.)
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    Alabama workers to pay for extra pounds.

    It's honestly not that hard, as long as you know the basics of counting calories. I have a metabolic disorder and I tend to be overweight by default, but I still manage it. You only really need to do two things: take in less calories than your body needs to maintain it's weight, and exercise...
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    Russia Threatens Military Response if U.S., Poland Follow Through With Missile Defens

    Erm. Have you been paying attention to the United States for the past eight years?