Science title of the month: September 2020

[sesquiterpene]

File under: Bizarre.
A Black Hole at the Center of Earth Plays the Role of the Biggest System of Telecommunication for Connecting DNAs, Dark DNAs and Molecules of Water on 4+N- Dimensional Manifold

 

[jacks]

Size of this DNA black brane is 109 times longer than the size of the earth’s core and compacted interior it. By compacting this long object, a curved space-time emerges, and some properties of black holes emerge. This structure is the main cause of the emergence of the large temperature of the core, magnetic field around the earth and gravitational field for moving around the sun. Also, this structure produces some waves which act like topoisomerase in biology and read the information on DNAs. However, on the four-dimensional manifold, DNAs are contracted at least four times around various axis’s and waves of earth couldn’t read their information. While, by adding extra dimensions on 4 +n-dimensional manifold, the separation distance between particles increases and all of the information could be recovered by waves.

Well who didn't know that, I thought this was common knowledge. Didn't your high school teach this stuff?

 

[Jonathan Walkerin]

That’s a lot of big words.

From “Macedonian Journal of Medical Sciences” published online last year.

Since it hasn’t made any news I guess it wasn’t deemed that important.

 

[FrumiousBandersnatch]

File under: Bizarre.
A Black Hole at the Center of Earth Plays the Role of the Biggest System of Telecommunication for Connecting DNAs, Dark DNAs and Molecules of Water on 4+N- Dimensional Manifold

Totally bizarre - half the authors are nuclear physicists, half dermatologists, and one studies psychiatric disorders... Some kind of student exercise or prank??

 

[essentialsaltes]

Ever watch Public-Access Television?

 

[SelfSim]

There are many signs of cut and pasting 'goings on' in that paper.

 

[Hans Blaster]

Totally bizarre - half the authors are nuclear physicists, half dermatologists, and one studies psychiatric disorders... Some kind of student exercise or prank??

maybe it was written by psychiatric patients and the psychiatrist is the real lead author.

 

[SelfSim]

I can't get past the first couple of paragraphs of the introduction before barfing laughing!

 

[sjastro]

My conspiracy theory is the concatenated nature of this paper suggests we are the victims of a cruel hoax played by GPT-3.

 

[Tanj]

So much win. Best link I have seen in a very long time. I am right now sharing this with every colleagye I know. Heck, I might even repost on linkedin.

I have many favourite moments in this paper. At the moment it is the precise and incredibly well detailed picture of what DNA is like in extra dimensions, figures 7 and 8.

 

[SelfSim]

... I have many favourite moments in this paper. At the moment it is the precise and incredibly well detailed picture of what DNA is like in extra dimensions, figures 7 and 8.

C'mon @Tanj .. we've gotta quote the accompanying text for completeness though:

This equation shows that waves connect DNAs in four dimensions to dark DNAs in extra dimensions and deform their topology, open their coilings and transfer them to circles (See Figure 7).

(Aside: Figure 7 shows no deformation of their topology to 'circles').

 

[sesquiterpene]

Totally bizarre - half the authors are nuclear physicists, half dermatologists, and one studies psychiatric disorders... Some kind of student exercise or prank??

I don't know. The first author seems to have a history of crankitude:Worst paper of 2020? 5G and Coronavirus induction
is only one of several. I haven't looked at the others.

 

[Yttrium]

Seems like a scientific word salad that some computer program threw together. Or a TV producer.

Maybe a good idea for the next SYFY channel movie?

 

[FrumiousBandersnatch]

I don't know. The first author seems to have a history of crankitude:Worst paper of 2020? 5G and Coronavirus induction
is only one of several. I haven't looked at the others.

Ouch! That one looks like an attempt to bolster anti-5G conspiracies with sciency-sounding BS...