How does a jew like his coffee?

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Answer: Hebrews it

Lol...but this is "Christian Jokes"...:ahah:


*So...how does a Christian like their coffee?

*Answer: Golden Caf. Coffee...ha...ha...haaaaaa
 
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This is one you would never tell at an airport.

A guy was at the ticket counter and was frightened that there may be a bomb on the plane. The counter person assured him that everything was really safe. But he was still frightened, so the counter person said that there would be a one in a million chance that there would be a bomb on the plane. The guy still would not resolve his fear, so the counter person said that having two bombs on a plane would have the chance of 2 million to one. The guy remained fearful, so the counter person said, "If you take your own bomb on the plane, you will then double the odds!"
 
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This is one you would never tell at an airport.

A guy was at the ticket counter and was frightened that there may be a bomb on the plane. The counter person assured him that everything was really safe. But he was still frightened, so the counter person said that there would be a one in a million chance that there would be a bomb on the plane. The guy still would not resolve his fear, so the counter person said that having two bombs on a plane would have the chance of 2 million to one. The guy remained fearful, so the counter person said, "If you take your own bomb on the plane, you will then double the odds!"


So...what's the chance that there would be a million bombs on the plane...I'm not good at math...?
 
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Golden Caf. Coffee

Get it...instead of decaf...ha ha...you know, like the Golden Calf of Genesis...haaaaaaaa...
 
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I like my coffee like my women - white and strong!
As long as they are creamy and sweet, the color is not a big deal.
But not overly sweet.
I don't like bitter at all! And not too hot. I don't like getting burned.
 
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