Questionnaire: Super Hero-ing Permit Application

[Rigatoni]

(A thread dedicated to unique questionnaires for members to fill out and share. I may update the thread with new questionnaires off and on.)

So there you were yesterday, minding your own business. Then, out of nowhere...KABLAM! You were bestowed with epic, superhuman abilities. Or perhaps, you were born with these abilities, and just decided to put them to good use. In either case, you figured it would be best to file for a permit - allowing you to carry out heroics, atleast until the city streets are safe again.

Make sure to answer all questions thoroughly and honestly in your permit application; false or inaccurate answers may affect your eligibility. Please allow anywhere from between a few days to a few decades for us to process your request:

1. What is your superhero name?
2. How did you gain your superpowers?
3. What power(s) specifically do you have?
4. How much property damage (on average) do you expect to inflict with your heroics?
5. Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)
6. Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)
7. What is your weakness(es)?
8. How can we contact you when in need of your services / awesomeness? (i.e. a Bat Signal, personal communicator, etc.)

 

[Chesterton]

Name's Bob. Won my superpowers at a carnival. I possess the ability to see through windows, and the ability to correctly use an opposable thumb. (Everyone else does it wrong.) Do not contact me.

 

[Rigatoni]

1. What is your superhero name?
   I think I'll go with the Terrible Texan Twister (not to be confused with this guy).
   
   
2. How did you gain your superpowers?
   A freak accident with the microwave (that's the last time I nuke a steak wrapped in aluminum foil ).
   
   
3. What power(s) specifically do you have?
   - The ability to fly
   - spin-kick tornadoes into existence
   - wrangle and hogtie criminals with my lonestar lasso
   - stir up dust storms with my cape.
   - and to cause stampedes simply by thought
   
   
4. How much property damage (on average) do you expect to inflict with your heroics?
   $ALOT
   
   
5. Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)
   Either @Superfavs or @SarahsKnight. SK has plenty of experience with heroics. Although, Multis is just plain adorable; as soon as she would show up on the scene, bad guys would instantly give up and turn their lives around.
   
   
6. Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)
   @Rene Loup, because he's Canadian and insulted our nation's power grid infrastructure last summer (I never forgot that).
   
   
7. What is your weakness(es)?
   Mexican Food.
   
   
8. How can we contact you when in need of your services / awesomeness? (i.e. a Bat Signal, personal communicator, etc.)
   Just sound the tornado sirens and I'll be there.

 

[Chesterton]

Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)

1. @Rene Loup, because he's Canadian and insulted our nation's power grid infrastructure last summer (I never forgot that).

Rene Loup is my new arch-nemesis. Say what you like about me, but don't you dare insult my power grid infrastructure.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Although, Multis is just plain adorable; as soon as she would show up on the scene, bad guys would instantly give up and turn their lives around.

... That's not a joke. She probably really would have that effect on them.

("Blast it, guys! You see that cute face pleading with us to go the straight and narrow? How can we continue like this? Throw down your weapons.")

Whereas @LaBèlla would have all the villains so smitten that they would turn good just for the sake of love. ^_-

What is your weakness(es)?
Mexican Food.

Sic burn on Toro.

 

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[Rigatoni]

Sic burn on Toro.

That is indeed my real life weakness though, lol.

.....but don't tell anybody.

 

[Multifavs]

Although, Multis is just plain adorable; as soon as she would show up on the scene, bad guys would instantly give up and turn their lives around.

Hehe. I bet bad guys wouldn't want to face my plush army either.

What is your superhero name?
How about Superfavs the Little Sister? Nobody would ever suspect my powers...

How did you gain your superpowers?
I was stuffing a plushie when I came across some magical stuffing...all I did was take some in my hand and I gained superpowers!

What power(s) specifically do you have?
-I can make super-special plushies. I have magical stuffing that brings my plushies to life when I fill them with it. I don't even have to fight, I can just send my plush army after enemies! They are incredibly cute but also incredibly dangerous...
-I have cuteness that can stop villains in their tracks.
-The more names I have, the stronger I get. So if you want to strengthen my powers, just give me a new name!
-If I have to fight, watch out! I can run at super speed and launch freezing ice beams!

How much property damage (on average) do you expect to inflict with your heroics?
Probably not much; my plushies and I only go after the bad guys.

Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)
Either @Anthony7 because he gives me new names all the time or @SarahsKnight because he's my fellow knight...tough choice!

Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)
Maybe @MrMoe because he likes to ship Anthony and me.

What is your weakness(es)?
Anything lavender and anything adorable.

How can we contact you when in need of your services / awesomeness? (i.e. a Bat Signal, personal communicator, etc.)
Play some awesome video game music!

 

[SarahsKnight]

What power(s) specifically do you have?

-I have cuteness that can stop villains in their tracks.

Superfavs' ultimate attack:

 

[Rigatoni]

Name's Bob. Won my superpowers at a carnival. I possess the ability to see through windows, and the ability to correctly use an opposable thumb. (Everyone else does it wrong.) Do not contact me.

Hehe. I bet bad guys wouldn't want to face my plush army either.

What is your superhero name?
How about Superfavs the Little Sister? Nobody would ever suspect my powers...

How did you gain your superpowers?
I was stuffing a plushie when I came across some magical stuffing...all I did was take some in my hand and I gained superpowers!

What power(s) specifically do you have?
-I can make super-special plushies. I have magical stuffing that brings my plushies to life when I fill them with it. I don't even have to fight, I can just send my plush army after enemies! They are incredibly cute but also incredibly dangerous...
-I have cuteness that can stop villains in their tracks.
-The more names I have, the stronger I get. So if you want to strengthen my powers, just give me a new name!
-If I have to fight, watch out! I can run at super speed and launch freezing ice beams!

How much property damage (on average) do you expect to inflict with your heroics?
Probably not much; my plushies and I only go after the bad guys.

Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)
Either @Anthony7 because he gives me new names all the time or @SarahsKnight because he's my fellow knight...tough choice!

Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)
Maybe @MrMoe because he likes to ship Anthony and me.

What is your weakness(es)?
Anything lavender and anything adorable.

How can we contact you when in need of your services / awesomeness? (i.e. a Bat Signal, personal communicator, etc.)
Play some awesome video game music!

Superfavs' ultimate attack:

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It's super effective!

 

[Rigatoni]

@Anthony7 because he can't handle criticism about his country's crumbling infrastructure.

 

[Citanul]

What is your superhero name?

Mr Foresight

How did you gain your superpowers?

A freak accident with an unexpected lightning storm and a radioactive chess set. Ever since then I have made it my quest to fight the scourge of people making bad predictions.

What power(s) specifically do you have?

I have the ability to foresee the all the potential outcomes of events. This I use to set plans in motion that are highly likely to succeed.

How much property damage (on average) do you expect to inflict with your heroics?

Since I can foresee what will happen I know how likely property damage is going to be, and therefore will create plans that will succeed with the minimum of property damage.

Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)

I'm very new to the superhero business, and my powers are better suited for support rather than offence, so I'm more likely to be the sidekick. But I would be honoured to go into battle alongside those two great heroes of CF, @Anthony7 and @SarahsKnight.

Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)

Being a new superhero I don't have an arch-nemesis yet. One of my goals is to rid the world of unreliable meteorologists, but none so far have risen to that status. So I'm going to have to take my cue from my fellow heroes and go with @Rene Loup as judging from their reaction to him he is one of most dastardly villains who ever dastarded.

What is your weakness(es)?

The success of my plans can be greatly diminished by people who make decisions through some random means e.g. tossing a coin.

How can we contact you when in need of your services / awesomeness? (i.e. a Bat Signal, personal communicator, etc.)

Chances are that I will have foreseen where I am needed and will already be there.

 

[VMaeLove]

• What is your superhero name?

The Whisperer

• How did you gain your superpowers?

My DNA was combined with a Labrador Retriever in a laboratory by a crazy doctor named Louise Armstrong Bennett.

• What power(s) specifically do you have?

I talk to animals and they obey my commands. Like aqua man but way more useful because land animals too.

• How much property damage (on average) do you expect to inflict with your heroics?

Maybe a few dirty fire hydrants. Watch where you step in the grass.

• Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)

I am accepting applications actually. Must love pups.

• Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)

Also accepting applications. Must love cats.

• What is your weakness(es)?

Leashes and Vacuum Cleaners

• How can we contact you when in need of your services / awesomeness? (i.e. a Bat Signal, personal communicator, etc.)

I have nose and ears everywhere. I will be there.

 

[Rigatoni]

What is your superhero name?

Mr Foresight

• What is your superhero name?

The Whisperer

Your permits are approved / Ihre Genehmigungen werden genehmigt.

• Who is your sidekick and why? (Name a fellow CF member)

I am accepting applications actually. Must love pups.

• Who is your arch-nemesis and why? (Also name a fellow CF member)

Also accepting applications. Must love cats.

I wouldn't mind teaming up and being an unstoppable, crime-fighting duo. I do love both dogs and pups. Although....I do love cats too.

 

[VMaeLove]

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Your permits are approved / Ihre Genehmigungen werden genehmigt.



I wouldn't mind teaming up and being an unstoppable, crime-fighting duo. I do love both dogs and pups. Although....I do love cats too.

Uhm do you show up to crime riding giant bull?
So we can make good partner. I will help keep him tame.

If you make the twister I will convince sharks to ride it and we have a great movie plot!

 

[Rigatoni]

Uhm do you show up to crime riding giant bull?
So we can make good partner. I will help keep him tame.

If you make the twister I will convince sharks to ride it and we have a great movie plot!

That would be awesome. We shall be an epic duo - bad guys wouldn't stand a chance!