I want mine to say "You've Got Something In Your Teeth". Then there'll be a small mirror in the headstone. People will naturally want to bend over and check their teeth, so it will look like they're bowing in honor of a great man.
I get sick of people heaping up a burden on themselves when they can't even afford foolish ceremonies in the first place. burying the dead is big business for the world. I despise it. wanna mourn my death? ok. then have a party at your house then