samir
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Wait a minute. Is that real!? Like is the whole site just a joke? Can't tell!
".... beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself, long earrings on women, use of tampons is strictly prohibited, men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging, possession of inappropriate contentographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65), failure to identify oneself to a church authority, failure to answer a call slip, witchcraft, dancing and/or skipping...."
?"hugging"? skipping? lol
Ok, this is funny, scary....
Is it actual?
It's a satire based on extremely legalistic fundamentalist Baptist churches and universities that have very similar rules. Check out Liberty University's dress code:
Body piercings (aside from earrings on girls) are prohibited.
Must be clean shaven at all times
No braids, dreadlocks, beads, ponytails, mustaches, goatees, or beards.
Men's hair must be well groomed, not bushy, above the eyebrows, not over the collar, not one length and no longer than the middle of the ears
No odd hair colorings or unnatural colors or styles are permitted (unnatural tints, pointed
hair, spiked hair)
https://www.liberty.edu/media/9910/a_august/DRESS_CODE.pdf
Their student handbook has a long list of rules and punishments for breaking those rules such as:
Hair or dress code violation - $10 fine
Improper personal contact (anything beyond handholding) - $10 fine
Failure to respond to official call slip within 48 hours - $10 fine
Attendance at a dance - $25 fine
Attendance at, possession or viewing of an “R”-rated movie - $50 fine
Failure to properly identify oneself - $250 fine + 18 hours disciplinary community service
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages - $500 fine + 30 hours disciplinary community service
They even reprimanded and fined students for not attending Ted Cruz's speech when he was running for president.
https://www.liberty.edu/media/1216/SAC Handbook 2010-2011.pdf
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