What's on your mind?

[William67]

More later...

Ireland needs her sleep.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

More later...

Ireland needs her sleep.

Unfortunately, that is true...drat...okay to be continued! Thanks for the story!

 

[William67]

Unfortunately, that is true...drat...okay to be continued! Thanks for the story!

Youre welcome. But it isn't over. I just need time to think of some more. lol

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Mojo, what are you trying to say? You're going to quote me but not say anything? ha ha ha

Night, everyone. I really do need to go to sleep.

 

[William67]

Nighty nite Ireland.

 

[Toro]

Electrolytes are basically salt. And too much vitamin K is not good for you. It can actually poison you. I basically grew up on fruits and veggies and a high carb diet. We reserved meat for Sunday, usually chicken. And lots of milk, believe it or not, since milk could have killed us when we were babies. But once we were able to drink it, we drank a lot. Have you had your iron levels checked?

I avoid doctors and tests like the plague.....

My blood tasted irony the last time I tasted it though..... (Oh like you dont suck on a cut you get on your hand. )

I guess I could take some iron and see if that helps on workout days.

 

[William67]

I avoid doctors and tests like the plague.....

My blood tasted irony the last time I tasted it though..... (Oh like you dont suck on a cut you get on your hand. )

I guess I could take some iron and see if that helps on workout days.

Honestly, supplement do very little. You end up with very expensive urine. It is best to each foods which contain iron. Liver, leafy greens, etc.

 

[Toro]

Mojo knows Toro's secret weakness: His love of the Owl Kingdoms princess.

[I couldn't resist, I'm sorry.]

Yeah... I DO love Owly...so what?... She is AWESOME!

There IS a difference between loving someone and being "in love" with someone though.

 

[Toro]

Honestly, supplement do very little. You end up with very expensive urine. It is best to each foods which contain iron. Liver, leafy greens, etc.

I guess I will just have royal pee then...... you had me up until "Liver and leafy greens."


Unless I can figure out a way to fit a lot of leafy greens into my protein shakes without tasting it.

Hey wait a second...... leafy greens are made of plant..... not metal....... you almost had me for a second.

Ill BRB, Im gonna save time and eat a penny. (I know I know, zinc isn't iron)

 

[Toro]

Goodnight Dreams

 

[William67]

I guess I will just have royal pee then...... you had me up until "Liver and leafy greens."


Unless I can figure out a way to fit a lot of leafy greens into my protein shakes without tasting it.

Hey wait a second...... leafy greens are made of plant..... not metal....... you almost had me for a second.

Ill BRB, Im gonna save time and eat a penny. (I know I know, zinc isn't iron)

There is very little zinc in pennies these days. Almost pure copper.

 

[Toro]

There is very little zinc in pennies these days. Almost pure copper.

I thought pennies were made of mostly zinc these days due to the price of copper being more than the penny is actually worth.

 

[William67]

I thought pennies were made of mostly zinc these days due to the price of copper being more than the penny is actually worth.

No. It actually takes an act of Congress to change the metal content of currency.

 

[William67]

IF CF WAS A FAIRY TALE
​

As William sleeps in the Castle’s Great Hall, he is awakened by footsteps and incessant chatter.

“You tell him.”
“No, you tell him”
“Youre better at talking to people than I am”
“Yeah, but you have an honest face.”
“Well, youre the one who told me”. There was a long pause. “Ok, I will tell him.”

A hand gently shook William’s shoulder. William turned over quickly, dagger in hand, ready defend or to inflict a killing blow. The jester, MehGuy, stood beside his bedroll. “What do you want?”, William asked.

“Clucky wanted me to tell you that the beast Toro must return to the Dark Mists every morning. It is how Queen Messy controls him”, MehGuy replied.

“How do you know this?”, William asked.

“A friend of Clucky’s told him last night while Clucky was chatting up a couple of cocktail waitresses at the local tavern”, he said.

The next morning, William informed the King and Princess what MehGuy had said.

“Oh, you can trust Clucky. He helped me break my coffee addiction”, the Princess said, “He is the smart one”.

“Ummmmm Oooookay. Where can I find the Dark Mists?”, William asked.

“No one knows for sure”, replied the King, “But the only one who knows for sure is the Orange Goblin. And to reach him, you must cross the Plain of Serpents”.

“Where is that located?”, William asked.



After writing down the directions, William and his trusty steed Mojo set off to find the Orange Goblin. After three days travel, they were approaching the edge of the Gosling Forest.

“I wouldn’t go that way if I were you”, a voice called out.

“Who said that?”, William asked.

“I did”

“Where are you?”, William inquired politely.

“Over here, beside the lake”, the voice replied.

“WOW! Would you look at that”, Mojo the talking horse exclaimed. “A talking chicken”. Irony was lost upon Mojo.

“I AM NOT A CHICKEN!”, replied the voice. “I am a swan. Swan number seven”.

“What is your name?”, William asked.

“Swan7. Duh!”, Swan7 retorted.

“Is that your real name?”, William asked.

“Well, actually my full name is Swan7of 9, Tertiary Adjunct of Uninest Zero-One, but you can call me Swan7”.

“Ok, Swan7. Why shouldn’t we go this way?”, William asked.

“Because that way leads to the Plain of Serpents”, Swan7 replied.

“But we want to go that way. We must see the Orange Goblin so we can find out how to get to the Dark Mists”, William said.

“Are you out of your cotton-picking minds?”, Swan7 asked.

“Most definitely,” said Mojo.

“Hmmm. Is there room on your donkey for me?”, asked Swan7.

“I aint no donkey. Do I look like Eddie Murphy?” Mojo spat out.

“Sure, the more the merrier”, William said.

“Speak for yourself, Billy boy. It aint your back”, Mojo complained.

To be continued...

 

[EyesOfKohl]

Bought new hoodie a week ago and now same one is on sale half price.. not fair lol.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

After weeks of tracking the beast, William finally returns to the Castle for supplies. He is greeted at the drawbridge by the court jester, MehGuy and his pet rubber chicken. It is at this time that the Princess learns of Williams secret weapon. Claíomh dubh na hÉireann, The Black Sword of Ireland, which William will use against the dread Toro. The sword, forged in the White Temple of the Fairy Queen, Spauldia, can cleave a mighty oak with a single blow.

YES. I'm a fairy queen.

IF CF WAS A FAIRY TALE
​

As William sleeps in the Castle’s Great Hall, he is awakened by footsteps and incessant chatter.

“You tell him.”
“No, you tell him”
“Youre better at talking to people than I am”
“Yeah, but you have an honest face.”
“Well, youre the one who told me”. There was a long pause. “Ok, I will tell him.”

A hand gently shook William’s shoulder. William turned over quickly, dagger in hand, ready defend or to inflict a killing blow. The jester, MehGuy, stood beside his bedroll. “What do you want?”, William asked.

“Clucky wanted me to tell you that the beast Toro must return to the Dark Mists every morning. It is how Queen Messy controls him”, MehGuy replied.

“How do you know this?”, William asked.

“A friend of Clucky’s told him last night while Clucky was chatting up a couple of cocktail waitresses at the local tavern”, he said.

The next morning, William informed the King and Princess what MehGuy had said.

“Oh, you can trust Clucky. He helped me break my coffee addiction”, the Princess said, “He is the smart one”.

“Ummmmm Oooookay. Where can I find the Dark Mists?”, William asked.

“No one knows for sure”, replied the King, “But the only one who knows for sure is the Orange Goblin. And to reach him, you must cross the Plain of Serpents”.

“Where is that located?”, William asked.



After writing down the directions, William and his trusty steed Mojo set off to find the Orange Goblin. After three days travel, they were approaching the edge of the Gosling Forest.

“I wouldn’t go that way if I were you”, a voice called out.

“Who said that?”, William asked.

“I did”

“Where are you?”, William inquired politely.

“Over here, beside the lake”, the voice replied.

“WOW! Would you look at that”, Mojo the talking horse exclaimed. “A talking chicken”. Irony was lost upon Mojo.

“I AM NOT A CHICKEN!”, replied the voice. “I am a swan. Swan number seven”.

“What is your name?”, William asked.

“Swan7. Duh!”, Swan7 retorted.

“Is that your real name?”, William asked.

“Well, actually my full name is Swan7of 9, Tertiary Adjunct of Uninest Zero-One, but you can call me Swan7”.

“Ok, Swan7. Why shouldn’t we go this way?”, William asked.

“Because that way leads to the Plain of Serpents”, Swan7 replied.

“But we want to go that way. We must see the Orange Goblin so we can find out how to get to the Dark Mists”, William said.

“Are you out of your cotton-picking minds?”, Swan7 asked.

“Most definitely,” said Mojo.

“Hmmm. Is there room on your donkey for me?”, asked Swan7.

“I aint no donkey. Do I look like Eddie Murphy?” Mojo spat out.

“Sure, the more the merrier”, William said.

“Speak for yourself, Billy boy. It aint your back”, Mojo complained.

To be continued...

"Are you out of your cotton-picking minds?!"

LOL. So much win for using that phrase in a fairytale.

 

[Toro]

Okay, I have to admit..... After a second chance I actually like the flash..... the goofy vibe I got off it was off the few episodes I saw that were tied in with Arrow.

However, one thing I DO find ridiculous is what the lady dating Barry for a short time says to him..... "Your heart should ache for me. Does it?" They have only had a few dates....... and yet she is asking if he aches for her? Seriously?! Could have had better writing at that moment for sure.

There ARE other ways to lead up to her telling him to go after the woman he wants...... WITHOUT the woman coming off as a clingy psychopath.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

YES. I'm a fairy queen.

From here on, I shall call you the fairy queen....

 

[mojoboy31]

No. It actually takes an act of Congress to change the metal content of currency.

When I visited the Denver mint, I was told they were mostly zinc now because of the price of copper.

Okay, I have to admit..... After a second chance I actually like the flash..... the goofy vibe I got off it was off the few episodes I saw that were tied in with Arrow.

However, one thing I DO find ridiculous is what the lady dating Barry for a short time says to him..... "Your heart should ache for me. Does it?" They have only had a few dates....... and yet she is asking if he aches for her? Seriously?! Could have had better writing at that moment for sure.

There ARE other ways to lead up to her telling him to go after the woman he wants...... WITHOUT the woman coming off as a clingy psychopath.

Yes!!!

Oh that storyline was so mishandled in so many ways. Just, yikes!

 

[mojoboy31]

“WOW! Would you look at that”, Mojo the talking horse exclaimed. “A talking chicken”. Irony was lost upon Mojo