The Truth about Evolution: Revealed Today

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I think its about time that I tell everyone here the truth about the theory of evolution. It is time. We in science all know that common descent or macro-evolution just doesn't work. It wasn't long after Darwin convinced the scientific community that evolution was the scientific answer to the origin of species that we found out we had been led up the wrong tree, so to speak. The transitional fossils that should exist in the fossil record don't. Vestigial organs aren't actually vestigial. Even similarities between DNA sequences are just that.. similarities.

Many of you may have seen so-called "transitional fossils" in museums or websites. They are mostly either just odd species, or stuff made up of plaster. Most of what you see in museums are plaster, not real fossil bones. When a new one is invented, we all get a kick out of how easily the public accepts them. A recent example is "Tiktaalik." This guy stuck some different fossils together to come up with a "fishapod." A fishapod! Hilarious! Occasionally, some one spills the beans on one of these, like with Piltdown Man or Archaeoraptor, but usually, the media and the public accept these things because, well.. we are scientists after all.

There is a tacit agreement among scientists that we keep the whole evolution thing going, because we don't want to loose our funding or our jobs. Everyone is in on it, but we don't talk about it much. I just thought you guys deserved to hear the truth for once.

Sorry for any inconvenience. :wave:
 

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I think its about time that I tell everyone here the truth about the theory of evolution. It is time. We in science all know that common descent or macro-evolution just doesn't work. It wasn't long after Darwin convinced the scientific community that evolution was the scientific answer to the origin of species that we found out we had been led up the wrong tree, so to speak. The transitional fossils that should exist in the fossil record don't. Vestigial organs aren't actually vestigial. Even similarities between DNA sequences are just that.. similarities.

Many of you may have seen so-called "transitional fossils" in museums or websites. They are mostly either just odd species, or stuff made up of plaster. Most of what you see in museums are plaster, not real fossil bones. When a new one is invented, we all get a kick out of how easily the public accepts them. A recent example is "Tiktaalik." This guy stuck some different fossils together to come up with a "fishapod." A fishapod! Hilarious! Occasionally, some one spills the beans on one of these, like with Piltdown Man or Archaeoraptor, but usually, the media and the public accept these things because, well.. we are scientists after all.

There is a tacit agreement among scientists that we keep the whole evolution thing going, because we don't want to loose our funding or our jobs. Everyone is in on it, but we don't talk about it much. I just thought you guys deserved to hear the truth for once.

Sorry for any inconvenience. :wave:
Your brand of sarcasm, as usual, makes my day! :wave:
 
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I think its about time that I tell everyone here the truth about the theory of evolution. It is time. We in science all know that common descent or macro-evolution just doesn't work. It wasn't long after Darwin convinced the scientific community that evolution was the scientific answer to the origin of species that we found out we had been led up the wrong tree, so to speak. The transitional fossils that should exist in the fossil record don't. Vestigial organs aren't actually vestigial. Even similarities between DNA sequences are just that.. similarities.

Many of you may have seen so-called "transitional fossils" in museums or websites. They are mostly either just odd species, or stuff made up of plaster. Most of what you see in museums are plaster, not real fossil bones. When a new one is invented, we all get a kick out of how easily the public accepts them. A recent example is "Tiktaalik." This guy stuck some different fossils together to come up with a "fishapod." A fishapod! Hilarious! Occasionally, some one spills the beans on one of these, like with Piltdown Man or Archaeoraptor, but usually, the media and the public accept these things because, well.. we are scientists after all.

There is a tacit agreement among scientists that we keep the whole evolution thing going, because we don't want to loose our funding or our jobs. Everyone is in on it, but we don't talk about it much. I just thought you guys deserved to hear the truth for once.

Sorry for any inconvenience. :wave:

You have a marvelously developed sense of humor, I am so glad that you've finally decided to come out of the closet. ^_^
 
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You have a marvelously developed sense of humor, I am so glad that you've finally decided to come out of the closet. ^_^
Rocky has a wonderful sense of humor!

For example:

Two creationists take a Commercial flight

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?

Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Dad: All because they are so-called experts doesn’t mean they can ignore God’s Word.

Flight Attendant: What does God’s Word have to do with flying an airplane?

AV1611VET: I use my Boolean Standards to show that flying is against The Inerrant Word of God and The Documentation.

Flight Attendant: Are you talking about The Bible? Where does The Bible say that?

AV1611VET: “Thinking themselves to be wise they became fools.”

Flight Attendant: What does that have to do with flying?

AV1611VET: Homo sapiens means “Wise Man,” doesn’t it? Since the flight crew are Wise Men they are really fools and God will show them they are fools by crashing the plane.

Flight Attendant: What???

Dad: How do these Ivory Tower so-called experts know they can fly this plane between here and the destination? What if the atmosphere between here and the destination is in a different state?

Flight Attendant: Different State?? What do you mean??

Dad: A different state…. Like it was before “The Split.”

Flight Attendant: What “Split?”

Dad: During the time of Peleg. To think differently, is anti-Bible hogwash and a fantasy!

Flight Attendant: What are you talking about?

Dad: You cannot prove that the space-time state between here and there is not different can you?

Flight Attendant: No, but we have never had any problem flying this route before..

Dad: Ha! You just ASSUME there is no difference now, because you assume the past is the key to the present. That is an Anti-God Lie, and thinking only within the box.. I refuse to accept it!!!

Flight Attendant Please, both of you take your seats!

AV1611VET: You just can’t wait to ridicule me, even though I accept 95% of your “science!”

Dad: I just discovered that human flight is impossible! Amazing!!

Flight Attendant: Please, take your seats so we can take off! I promise it is safe!

AV1611VET: Oh yeah.. just like Thalidomide was a Wonder Drug… before it was Plutoed!

Flight Attendant: Thalidomide?

AV1611VET: Sure, Thaldomide proves that your “science” changes with the flavor of the week!

Dad: Prove with your so called science that the state between here and there is the same! You can’t!!!! Human flight is an anti-Bible lie! Amazing!

Flight Attendant: Get off this plane!!!
 
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I think its about time that I tell everyone here the truth about the theory of evolution. It is time. We in science all know that common descent or macro-evolution just doesn't work. It wasn't long after Darwin convinced the scientific community that evolution was the scientific answer to the origin of species that we found out we had been led up the wrong tree, so to speak. The transitional fossils that should exist in the fossil record don't. Vestigial organs aren't actually vestigial. Even similarities between DNA sequences are just that.. similarities.

Many of you may have seen so-called "transitional fossils" in museums or websites. They are mostly either just odd species, or stuff made up of plaster. Most of what you see in museums are plaster, not real fossil bones. When a new one is invented, we all get a kick out of how easily the public accepts them. A recent example is "Tiktaalik." This guy stuck some different fossils together to come up with a "fishapod." A fishapod! Hilarious! Occasionally, some one spills the beans on one of these, like with Piltdown Man or Archaeoraptor, but usually, the media and the public accept these things because, well.. we are scientists after all.

There is a tacit agreement among scientists that we keep the whole evolution thing going, because we don't want to loose our funding or our jobs. Everyone is in on it, but we don't talk about it much. I just thought you guys deserved to hear the truth for once.

Sorry for any inconvenience. :wave:

I was going to say "you couldn't make it up", but you didn't have to. Every word has been said many times by god's special smurfs on this very board.
 
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I was going to say "you couldn't make it up", but you didn't have to. Every word has been said many times by god's special smurfs on this very board.

Strawberry fields forever!
 
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Poor Lewis.... He can only speak in 60s era song lyrics now.
Don't scientists today still manufacture Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds in their labs?

And when they aren't, aren't they trying to get it legitimized for ... you know ... medical reasons?
 
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Don't scientists today still manufacture Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds in their labs?

And when they aren't, aren't they trying to get it legitimized for ... you know ... medical reasons?

Not any that I know of. Though I am sure that there are a few. But it is immoral to even imply that the actions of a very few are the actions of a larger group. You would hate to see what we could do with Christianity if that was a legitimate way to argue.
 
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But it is immoral to even imply that the actions of a very few are the actions of a larger group.
You mean like the Salem Witch trials?
You would hate to see what we could do with Christianity if that was a legitimate way to argue.
I already know what you guys can do with Christianity -- legitimately or otherwise.
 
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