Ezekiel 14:9
And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.
Jeremiah 20:7
O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived; thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me.
God doesn't deceive, except when he does. But when it plainly says he does in the bible, there's a convoluted explanation for it, I'm sure. Probably a matter of metaphor or context, am I right? I smugly await a reply.