How many kids do you want and in what configuration?

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Wow. This was a long time ago. Thanks for reminding me just how cheeky I was . . . . . .and still am. lol I guess it will be only another 4 months and I can confirm whether it is true or not, the sex, I mean. I feel pretty certain about the cheekiness. :D

Your right...2008...man lol

Time has passed ^_^

I remember your cheekiness haha.

God Bless,
Drew
 
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Let's see...how many kids...

My luck God will have a sense of humor and give me all girls and they will act like my future wifey...then I will have to buy a shotgun, no ammo, and a cleaning kit...because I know there will be "boys" and I just want to scare them a little.

"Hey son...so I'm just cleaning old faithful"

*points it right at the boy*

"Never miss with this shotgun of mine"

Evil smile grin.

"Sooo make sure you are back...by 10PM"

"Treat her right...I don't mind going to prison...again"

I got this idea from a comedy standup...I'm like...so going to use it...

God Bless,
Drew
 
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Kids cost a lot of money. Don't get me wrong, I love 'em but with the devaluation of the dollar and the fact that you will have to buy endless supply of diapers, it is a miracle how people with kids make ends meet these days.

Funny thing is, the way the dollar is going, those diapers will be worth more than the currency that you use to pay for them.
 
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Wow. This was a long time ago. Thanks for reminding me just how cheeky I was . . . . . .and still am. lol I guess it will be only another 4 months and I can confirm whether it is true or not, the sex, I mean. I feel pretty certain about the cheekiness. :D

Gotta love that cheeky humor of yours. hehe :D Didn't realise it was posted in 2008 .. lol .. congrats, are u getting married in 4 months time ? :thumbsup:
 
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Gotta love that cheeky humor of yours. hehe :D Didn't realise it was posted in 2008 .. lol .. congrats, are u getting married in 4 months time ? :thumbsup:


Yep :D. Less than four months now actually, to JohnDB. We are getting married on June 4th. I think it is something like 113 or 114 days away. :clap:
 
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Well, I know I definitely want the one... :sohappy:

It's funny. When I was younger, I never discounted single motherhood. I figured if I had no husband by 40, I would adopt. Now, I figure if the husband/wifey thing doesn't happen for me, I'll be more than happy to have my son and none other. (He's perfect anyway ;)) I would love to have more kids though... again and again and again. Although that would depend upon how many my hypothetical husband would want as well. I would love to share in that with my husband and for us to get excited over family planning and all that. There is quite literally nothing else like it, but even to have experienced it once.. I would be alright with that. :)
 
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As long as I have strapping lad first, I don't care what comes after that. My grandpa told me that if I eat a bunch of meat, oysters, beans from a can, and then do 50 push-ups right before than I am sure to pop out some boys.

Thanks for the advice Grandpa. I hope I don't let you down.
 
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As long as I have strapping lad first, I don't care what comes after that. My grandpa told me that if I eat a bunch of meat, oysters, beans from a can, and then do 50 push-ups right before than I am sure to pop out some boys.

Thanks for the advice Grandpa. I hope I don't let you down.

Given the list of food you shared, I totally read that as "poop" out some boys. :eek: :sorry:
 
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