Got an idea for a new gay Holiday

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SiderealExalt

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Since social conservatives are so fond of saying that being gay is a choice. I recommend we nationally have a Be Gay For a Day holiday sometime in the year. Then for one day, under socially acceptable terms, these social conservatives can choose to be gay. Take your golf buddy out for a special date, Claire at the office can spend quality time with Susan in the cubicle down the way. I mean if it's really a choice I'm sure you can use a new day off to exercise that choice.
 
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Chillllllllld, if that means that the homophobic guy with the mullet down the hall with the 6 pack, as in, 6-pack of beer gut, that bathes in Old Spice, is going to say, "Hey, it's ok to be gay - TODAY - so I'm going to go hit on Beanie...", I will kill someone with my bare hands. Or maybe JuJu Bees. Yeah. Eat Juju Bees, Earl...
 
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Chillllllllld, if that means that the homophobic guy with the mullet down the hall with the 6 pack, as in, 6-pack of beer gut that bathes in Old Spice, is going to say, "Hey, it's ok to be gay - TODAY - so I'm going to go hit on Beanie...", I will kill someone with my bare hands. Or maybe JuJu Bees. Yeah. Eat Juju Bees, Earl...

Oh that is priceless.
 
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Why do I have the feeling some poor conservative will see this thread and go, "See the gay agenda is real i tell you..REAL!!!!!!"

But don't they think the "gay agenda" is to turn everyone gay? To make gay marriage not only legal, but mandatory? To change "We the People" into "We the Fabulous?"
 
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