Since social conservatives are so fond of saying that being gay is a choice. I recommend we nationally have a Be Gay For a Day holiday sometime in the year. Then for one day, under socially acceptable terms, these social conservatives can choose to be gay. Take your golf buddy out for a special date, Claire at the office can spend quality time with Susan in the cubicle down the way. I mean if it's really a choice I'm sure you can use a new day off to exercise that choice.