Oh my! Gay Bible?

[CruciFixed]

Has this already been posted here yet? I wanted to share......

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/01/princess-diana-gay-bible
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A quote from "Genesis"

"And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.' And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed."

:o

 

[Zecryphon]

Has this already been posted here yet? I wanted to share......

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/01/princess-diana-gay-bible
(The full story)

A quote from "Genesis"
:o

Not only does that completely rewrite scripture to promote homosexuality as being perfectly acceptable, it also removes all mentions of man. God too will be a woman, as will Jesus. This promotes the feminine over the masculine and ignores the balance that exists between the two when scripture is translated accurately.

 

[CruciFixed]

I guess also these guys made a movie where they reversed everyone's sexuality and it got banned because it was too political?

 

[CruciFixed]

I'll take 10 copies of the Princes Dianna Bible. But of course we should have our own version. I also can't believe you've had the honor of being banned?! That's big! Clearly the spirit of Milk is alive and well in you. Congrats! Phil, West Hollywood. Nov. 23, 2008
HEAVEN!! ALTHOUGH, MOST EVANGELICALS DOUBT THAT YOU WILL GET THERE.
David Z, New York City, Nov. 25, 2008
Quite hilarious! Aida and Eve are a breath of fresh air upon the face of repressed homosexulity in America. Finally, a version of the bible everyone can relate to. Religious fundamentalists eat your hearts out!
Molly K, New Mexico, Nov. 25, 2008
Am looking forward to seeing the Princess Diana. I think it's pretty neat to see some of that crap dished right back at those nimrods, lol. Who died and made THEM God's mouthpiece??? pffffttt Idiots. T.B. Nov. 23, 2008

Here's some of the comments made on their blog. Apparently people who believe and can READ the Word are idiots and they are the smart ones.

What the heck is the "Spirit of the Milk" is that some sort of sexual euphemism I've never heard before? My uncle is gay and I have to say I've never heard him use that phrase before....

 

[Rhamiel]

people do silly things
you either seek to serve the Lord or to serve yourself
I this seems to be a case of people serving their own interests
sad

 

[Sketcher]

Yeah, it's wrong. I hate it. But I hope it actually gets popular among the people who are trying to gay up the church. They'll just isolate themselves from Christianity more.

 

[sleepythesahm]

Yeah, it's wrong. I hate it. But I hope it actually gets popular among the people who are trying to gay up the church. They'll just isolate themselves from Christianity more.

thats a good point.I didnt think of that.I hope you are right

 

[JennyKatz]

Wow. So God never created men, eh? I guess I've just been imaging them all these years. I'll tell my fiancee he's not real, because God only created women. . .

 

[sleepythesahm]

I wonder how they think THEY got here,if no men were ever created. How did the lines continue?and how delusionsal must a be, cooking dinner and washing clothes for people that dont exist?Man, I must need some help.
At least theres no more men engaging in homosexuality.

 

[Sketcher]

I wonder how they think THEY got here,if no men were ever created. How did the lines continue?and how delusionsal must a be, cooking dinner and washing clothes for people that dont exist?Man, I must need some help.

Oh, we're the devil's invention.

 

[Lpe04]

So what does this Bible do when it gets to Sodom and Gomorah? Or how about the end of Romans 1? Guess I'm a hate mongerer for mentioning this.

God bless.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

Oh, we're the devil's invention.

That would actually explain a lot.

 

[Sketcher]

So what does this Bible do when it gets to Sodom and Gomorah? Or how about the end of Romans 1? Guess I'm a hate mongerer for mentioning this.

They were straight, traditional Christians.

 

[emilybeingemily]

Uhhhh...

Okay, I'm actually a liberal poking her nose in here, but I felt the need to comment on this. It's completely mind boggling to me.

There are different translations of the Bible but they were translated from the original languages, this is just completely made up.

I just...I don't even know what else to say.

 

[Lpe04]

They were straight, traditional Christians.

Still won't be able to explain away Romans 1:25-27. Good luck with that one.

 

[Sketcher]

Still won't be able to explain away Romans 1:25-27. Good luck with that one.

Them too. Or it's just an illusion. Think about your navel for six hours.

 

[CyberPaladin]

Still won't be able to explain away Romans 1:25-27. Good luck with that one.

Anything that can't be rewritten to there likening I'm guessing will be omitted I mean really considering the hack job that there doing it wouldn't be a big deal to them.

 

[Zecryphon]

Still won't be able to explain away Romans 1:25-27. Good luck with that one.

They won't have to explain it away because it will never appear in that Bible as it does in the reliable translations. It will probably be, "For this reason God gave them up to honorable passions, for their women engaged in natural relations with women that are in line with nature. " And they'll probably due away with 1:27 altogether. Since men don't exist, no need to focus on what never happened between two men.

I wonder how the gay community as a whole feels about this. I wonder if they'll finally admit that they indeed do have an agenda. Because a Bible such as this, serves no other purpose than to promote homosexual sex as normal.

 

[Lpe04]

I've met a demon of homosexuality, so to say that it is of God I would beg to differ.

 

[Nadiine]

Not only does that completely rewrite scripture to promote homosexuality as being perfectly acceptable, it also removes all mentions of man. God too will be a woman, as will Jesus. This promotes the feminine over the masculine and ignores the balance that exists between the two when scripture is translated accurately.

Not shocking, since the Genesis 3 curse on the woman is that the man was put over her. All it is is rebellion of authority -
just like the homosexuality is rebellion of God's creative order.

Nothing new under the sun.

Has this already been posted here yet? I wanted to share......

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/01/princess-diana-gay-bible
(The full story)

A quote from "Genesis"
:o

That's ok, they can rewrite anything they want - all it does is harm them becuz it doesn't change any truth.
Might as well go write that the earth is flat & expect that to change anything

Just more rebellion from a perverse nation