Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last!

[Daisysqueaks]

Warrior4him007 Loves the movie the Jerk soooo much that she has learned to juggle kittens and takes sniper shots at oil cans. And always takes her thermos with her everywhere!

 

[VioletLady]

Daisysqueaks is an avid collector of vintage cornflakes!

She has carefully catalogued each decade with her prized specimens, which are kept in leather-bound display folders.

 

[klynnmiller]

Violet Lady is a HUGE Menudo fan and has every recording that they ever did. She's in love with Ricky Martin and is totally convinced that "She Bangs" is all about her. She's got their posters all over her walls in her house including the bathroom and kisses them all goodnight before she goes to bed!

 

[dluvs2trvl]

Klynn is a huge fan of Extreme Home Makeover...she likes to take her megaphone and go down to the local Greyhound Bus Station and yell "Bus driver move that bus!!!"

 

[SuzQ]

Violet Lady is a HUGE Menudo fan and has every recording that they ever did. She's in love with Ricky Martin and is totally convinced that "She Bangs" is all about her. She's got their posters all over her walls in her house including the bathroom and kisses them all goodnight before she goes to bed!

Psssst! Um, I was a Menudo fan when I lived in Puerto Rico as a little girl. Shhhhh! :o)

 

[SuzQ]

dluvs2travel likes to pretend she is a caged go-go dancer when she's in a stand-up tanning booth....

 

[VioletLady]

SuzQ lives in the United States...but escapes by private jet every night to countries in other time zones to distribute flyer leaflets for her international pizza delivery service!!!

 

[Daisysqueaks]

VioletLady says she has two kids but they are really oompa loompas that she has kidnapped from Willie Wonka-she wants his candy secrets

 

[VioletLady]

Hey!! How did you know? Has one of them been talking?!!!?

I kidnapped SpongeBob once, I had to let him go because he wouldn't give me the Krabby Patty secret formula.

Darn!

 

[Zandy]

just called me and asked me to watch her 37 turkeys this weekened

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Zandy is a time traveler from the 2078. She has come back to stop someone from sneezing on the Statue of Liberty-because in her history it was found that one sneeze started world war III. So it's all up to her! But what she doesn't realize is she's the one who will sneeze on Lady Liberty starting it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zandy]

LOL! hat..hatch..oooooooooooooo!


Daisy will be sharing a 10 x 10 cell with Paris Hilton next month as they bond and learn about jail time for the rich and famous.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

The Eagle in Zandy's picture is actually a real eagle that she has captured and keeps locked up in her home. She calls him 'Bob'.

 

[VioletLady]

Daisysqueaks owns everything ever recorded by 1980's artist Tiffany (not a bad thing at all...) but her neighbours are so sick and tired of her feeble attempts to recreate her fave's vocals that they have built a communal bomb shelter to protect them from the nightly ordeal!!

 

[tiradas]

VioletLady really is violet...she fills her bathtub with grape kool-aid every other day to keep her skin and hair a perfect violet color.

 

[Monaleezza]

Hi all
I'm back. I was on holiday in Barbados
While I was there I saw Tiradas holidaying on the beach with pigs and sheep.

There must have been 40 of them altogether.

Each wearing matching itsy bitsy teen weeny yellow polka dot bikinis.
Tiradas was of course wearing one too!!!

The pigs were drinking virgin coladas out of a trough made of cocunut shells and the sheep were massaging factor 8 sun tan lotion into each other's wool!

Tiradas lay back in an beach chair sipping vegetarian rum punch while being fanned by a sheep using a banana skin fan and being fed grapes from a pig's snout!

I'd never seen anything like it, but the locals told me she comes every year, they're used to her now and the animals were perfectly trained.
I could hardly object now could I?!

 

[BeachBlonde]

Mona is actually going to be on American idol next year

 

[Daisysqueaks]

BeachBlonde loves to dumpster dive! There is not a dumpster anywhere that is safe!

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Daisy is actually Queen Elizabeth slummin' wit' us. She's practicing for her new career as an actress - she wants to star in the sequel to Saved.

 

[dluvs2trvl]

AFT is actually a lay minister at the Batman school for clowns...he dresses like this every Sunday to deliver his sermon