Woody Allen Humour

I know his personal life is nothing to admire but his humour has always appealed to me.

"I would never want to join a club that would accept someone like me as a member." (might've been Groucho Marx originally)

"I don't want to achieve mortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by not dying".

"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"If only God would give me a clear sign. Like depositing a million bucks in my Swiss Bank Account."

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