who is the most narcissistic blogger of all?
What did all we narcissists do before the Internet? Write to ourselves in note pads at home?
Talk to ourselves in the car? Sing to ourselves in the shower? Chat to our pets, being assured by their gaze that what we were saying was just plain awesome?
Well I still do all those things as well now. My dog thinks I am a saint. A hero. I just hope God loves me as much as my dog loves me. Oh and vice versa. And I was just thinking of using that brilliant, totally original idea as an analogy for God's love. My dog knows he's totally loved, even when he's naughty and that's not often. If I could just show the same devotion to God as my dog does to me, there would be no concern about my salvation. (my dog believes in once spoiled always spoiled theology btw). if I could muster the same separation anxiety as my marvellous mutt does, towards God, I'd be fully covered by salvation insurance. (as a catholic my parents took out a plan for me at my infant baptism)
Do you think God will forgive me for worshipping myself all the time on these blogs? I haven't even quoted from scripture yet. How vain!
"Be still and know that I am God." That is my latest fave. Meditation and prayer needn't be navel gazing or selfish. We need to connect better with him. Well I do anyway.
What did all we narcissists do before the Internet? Write to ourselves in note pads at home?
Talk to ourselves in the car? Sing to ourselves in the shower? Chat to our pets, being assured by their gaze that what we were saying was just plain awesome?
Well I still do all those things as well now. My dog thinks I am a saint. A hero. I just hope God loves me as much as my dog loves me. Oh and vice versa. And I was just thinking of using that brilliant, totally original idea as an analogy for God's love. My dog knows he's totally loved, even when he's naughty and that's not often. If I could just show the same devotion to God as my dog does to me, there would be no concern about my salvation. (my dog believes in once spoiled always spoiled theology btw). if I could muster the same separation anxiety as my marvellous mutt does, towards God, I'd be fully covered by salvation insurance. (as a catholic my parents took out a plan for me at my infant baptism)
Do you think God will forgive me for worshipping myself all the time on these blogs? I haven't even quoted from scripture yet. How vain!
"Be still and know that I am God." That is my latest fave. Meditation and prayer needn't be navel gazing or selfish. We need to connect better with him. Well I do anyway.
