OK thank you for coming tonight. Take a seat.
Now as you know our job is to point out others' faults and get them back on track. That seems to be on target. Well done.
Our hypocrisy levels are through the roof which is great news. We almost broke a record for last month. I really like how some of you have a walk which is diametrically opposite to your talk. Sensational! What talent we have on board here.
Now one area of improvement I can see needs addressing. If we can just emphasise the eternal damnation a bit more, that would be good. Fear works. Believe me. Remember I threatened you with eternal low pay cut last month and look at the results!
Ok guys on your bike. Go out there and spread the word, even if you don't listen to it yourself!
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