I can tell you what's wrong with you. Would you like to know? Well, I'll tell you anyway. You are a typical ........... You just need to ......... .If I were you, I'd confess those awful sins of yours asap.
Now my sins, as few as they are in number these days are hardly serious. Fortunately I've got lots of compassion and warmth and I hardly ever say a bad word against gay people and I don't mind chatting with the mentally ill. Some have even suggested I had some mental health issues. How dare they! Its just so hurtful and I rarely have panic attacks these days anyway. Except at Mass the other day, I was too afraid to shake hands with the guy next to me. I think he was relieved to tell you the truth. I mean who really enjoys those peace offering moments? Not me that's for sure.
Sorry I've gone off truck. Now where was I? Oh that's right. Back to your sins.
Now my sins, as few as they are in number these days are hardly serious. Fortunately I've got lots of compassion and warmth and I hardly ever say a bad word against gay people and I don't mind chatting with the mentally ill. Some have even suggested I had some mental health issues. How dare they! Its just so hurtful and I rarely have panic attacks these days anyway. Except at Mass the other day, I was too afraid to shake hands with the guy next to me. I think he was relieved to tell you the truth. I mean who really enjoys those peace offering moments? Not me that's for sure.
Sorry I've gone off truck. Now where was I? Oh that's right. Back to your sins.