Anyone have any good ones? I'll share one.
George W. Bush was walking down the street one day when he happened to see Moses walking the other direction. Bush looked intently at him to see if it was really him. All the while Moses just looked straight at the ground. Once they passed each other Bush realized that it really was the Moses from the Bible. So he turned around and yelled "Moses!" When Moses didn't respond, Bush started running towards him and yelled "Moses!" again. When he still didn't respond, Bush finally caught up to him, grabbed him by the shoulders, turned him around and said "Moses, I've been calling your name, and I know you heard me. Why didn't you answer me?" Moses replied, "the last time I spoke to a bush I ended up wandering in the desert for 40 years."
George W. Bush was walking down the street one day when he happened to see Moses walking the other direction. Bush looked intently at him to see if it was really him. All the while Moses just looked straight at the ground. Once they passed each other Bush realized that it really was the Moses from the Bible. So he turned around and yelled "Moses!" When Moses didn't respond, Bush started running towards him and yelled "Moses!" again. When he still didn't respond, Bush finally caught up to him, grabbed him by the shoulders, turned him around and said "Moses, I've been calling your name, and I know you heard me. Why didn't you answer me?" Moses replied, "the last time I spoke to a bush I ended up wandering in the desert for 40 years."