You know you're a Seventh-day Adventist if . . . .

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you not only know what a stripple is, but you can also conjure up what it smells like when it's sizzling.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you spent more time during vespers looking at the clock at the back of the church than you spent looking forward at the person speaking.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you know how to wade, not swim.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you've disciplined yourself to play catch and not a real game.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . your childhood friends included Uncle Dan, Uncle Arthur and Aunt Sue and you met some of them in a place called the Clubhouse.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you know what "AJY" stands for.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you still mourn for a thing called "ingathering."

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you have a haystack strategy.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you really weren't sure whether you agreed that the Heritage Swingers were too contemporary.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you ever spent a Saturday afternoon watching John Osborne videos about "the celebration movement."

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you know all of the words to "Sabbath is a Happy Day."

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you can still have a mental picture of the beasts from your most recent Revelation Seminar.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . your elementary school released earlier on Friday than it did the rest of the week.

BFA

 

[Byfaithalone1]

. . . you have 3 different recipes for Special K loaf.

BFA

 

[Kira Light]

The only SDA joke I've heard went something like, "Why did the Catholic Priest bring 2 Adventists fishing? Because if he only brought 1 he'd drink all the beer."

 

[no_one_of_onsequence]

. . . you have a haystack strategy.

BFA

haha i like that one.
im dating a sevvie girl.
and you are spot on... these sevvie kids know how to get themselves around a haystack table all good and well.

by the way, i had never heard of a haystack before i met her....

 

[k4c]

Why is it better to bring two Adventist fishing rather than one?

Because if you bring one he might drink all your beer.

 

[Kira Light]

Why is it better to bring two Adventist fishing rather than one?

Because if you bring one he might drink all your beer.

lol thats the same joke i told like 2 posts back!

 

[k4c]

lol thats the same joke i told like 2 posts back!

You probably heard it from me because I posted like a year ago on another tread.

 

[Kira Light]

You probably heard it from me because I posted like a year ago on another tread.

I just can't win with you, huh? I actually heard it from an SDA friend of mine about 3 years ago. I didn't realize it was so well known.