Fair enough.
One of the few things I do know about the differences between the Russians and the Greeks is the Russians consider beer an acceptable Lenten beverage. Were I ever to become Orthodox, I'd be inclined toward the Russians.
For myself, I based it on the parish, not the jurisdiction.
I was advised by a friend here on CF to visit an Antiochian parish, and in fact, he knew the priest at the local Antiochian Church. I visited, talked the priest, attended liturgy, met the people, went to a Bible study.
But the schedule there didn't suit me very well. They do have Vespers on Wednesday and Sunday, but it's almost an hour drive each way, for a very short service. The priest didn't quite "click" with me. And their Bible study is only once a month.
I checked out the Greek parish too. The priest there used to be Baptist (as was I at one time) so he understood some issues I might have with Orthodoxy. He used to be a teacher, and it really shows in how he explains things. We clicked a lot better. They had weekly Bible study, and at that time they had twice weekly inquirer/catechism classes. When I showed up to help out with preparations for Holy Week, the parish family welcomed me in quickly, and treated me like family.
Yes, they are mostly rich Greeks, but that doesn't seem to matter. This particular parish is FAMILY, and they treat everyone like it. I've been to other Greek parishes that were pretty cold, and non-Greek parishes that treated me like family. So it's really not the jurisdiction, imo. I find the music of different jurisdictions to have its own unique beauty, and I love all of it.
But ultimately, it was being made family, making a good connection with the priest, and having many more opportunities to learn and be involved that made me choose my Church. And now I love the Church and the people so much, and the priest has been such a great help to me, that I don't want to leave.
I love my Church (though I've visited some pretty great ones too!).
And yes, the food is awesome, LOL!