Who Wants To Be A Bibleaire?

[Gerry]

There were likely 2,000 or more! But D is still the correct answer.

 

[Noddingdog]

I see we have had a little discussion lol! Yes, D is the correct answer, well done!

Q11 - 1250 blessings!) The Angel of the Lord slew how many of the king of Assyria's men when he blasphemed, mocked, insulted and reviled God?
a) 165,000 b) 185,000 c) 205,000 d) 225,000

 

[Lacey0nes]

B--185,000.... This is my final answer

 

[Ryder]

Who knows that without looking it up ?!

*starts pointing laser pen in gameshow-hosts' eyes for fun*

 

[Noddingdog]

*gameshow host is wearing reflective glasses, nya!

You are sure that that's your final answer Laceyones?

 

[Ryder]

*clenches fist*

You haven't seen the last of me !!.... hmmm, where's the vending machine?

 

[oncewaslost]

e) a lot

final answer.

 

[Lacey0nes]

yes... B is my final answer

 

[Noddingdog]

Well yes, laceyones and owl, you are both right but I guess that Laceyones is right there...

Ryder, see that big box thing? That's the vending machine! (dashes to shop, obtains large foam baseball bat, dashes back to host's chair)

*taps bat on hand and smiles

Q12) Which of these fishy names was a real person in the bible?
a) Trout b) Salmon c) Cod d) Pike

 

[Ryder]

ooo tough one, don't ask the audience this time (though I have my money on one possibility)

*buys MMs at vending machine, keeps distance from foam, possibly corked, bat*

 

[oncewaslost]

hmm.... i'll pick... ummm.... B! final answer.

 

[Didymus]

salmon I forgot the letter but he was the husband of Rahab and father of boaz. Do I get extra blessings ??

 

[oncewaslost]

i think it was the book of ruth...

 

[oncewaslost]

yeah, so, what's happening?

 

[Ryder]

*ties gameshow host up in duct tape*

mwa ha ha, I've delayed him considerably. A hundred blessings for that answer owl... er, I think it was right.

 

[Noddingdog]

*activates foam-bat (cough ahem) "hidden duct-tape cutter thingamajig" *snip snip

Hmmm... *procures large can of foam bubbles, sprays madly towards angry audience member

Sorry, was away for awhile, and that duct tape didn't help either

Of course, salmon is the correct answer! Well done! (Other contestants, if you want to claim blessings, post a message here at the end of the show)

Question coming soon...

 

[Ryder]

*cough haaack weeeeze cough*

*hiC-up*, swallowed the, *HIc-up*, foam, *HIC-UP*, *hic-up*, *hic-up*, *Hic-uP*, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, *HIc-up*

 

[Noddingdog]

Meant only as a deterrent... sorry!

Q13) No cheating! Which of these men's physical presence was weak?
a) Moses b) Zelophehad c) Paul d) Jechoniah

 

[oncewaslost]

i choose.... hmm.... err.... uhh... ummmmm... aahhh.... a! final answer.

by the way, that's just a wild guess.

 

[Didymus]

c ? i have never heard of b who was he ?