Wal-Mart should run our country

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Actually that might be a good idea. Could we do any worse than what we have now?

and about Walmart's foreign policy? It probably would not start wars.

Wanna bet? If they based their foreign policy on their current business practices, whole nations would be unable to sell their resources for enough money to pay their workers. Most of central Europe and South America would be in chaos.
 
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Wanna bet? If they based their foreign policy on their current business practices, whole nations would be unable to sell their resources for enough money to pay their workers. Most of central Europe and South America would be in chaos.

Howz that?
 
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A retail store is a little different than a government. While there are similarities in terms of how to streamline costs and organize resources, I can see where some of those skills could carry over...I would definitely prefer a person with solid business experience running our country over a person with no business experience.

...but, retail stores have a luxury that the US government currently does not, they can set fixed prices on the goods and services they provide which allows for easier budgeting, the government can't.

For example, wal-mart sells frozen pizza's for $5. If you don't pay the $5, you don't get the pizza...end of story. (Stealing exlcuded)

Under the current US government model, they'd have to charge each person a different amount for that pizza based on their individual economic situation.

A CEO would get charged $150 for the pizza
A McDonalds employee would get charged $0.75
For a person who didn't want to work, they'd have to give them the pizza for free

Is there a tinge o' irony/satire in yer post?
 
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This is what happens when Wal~Mart executives take over:

Glass became the interim CEO and Chairman of the Board of Directors of the Royals on September 23, 1993, following the death of the founding owner, Ewing Kauffman. Under Glass' leadership, the board cut the payroll budget from $41 million to $19 million. During the Major League Baseball strike of 1994-1995, Glass opposed any settlement with the players' union without a salary cap, and supported the use of strike breaking "replacement" players, despite a court ruling that Major League owners were in violation of Federal labor laws.

On April 18, 2000, Glass became sole owner of the Royals, purchasing the organization for $96 million.

During his tenure as owner, Glass has been criticized for using the same cost-cutting management style of the Wal-Mart company with the Royals baseball team, resulting in large personal profits for himself but a poorly-performing team. Glass' management is cited for transforming the Royals from a winning team in the 1980s to one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball during the 1990s and 2000s.

Glass created a controversy on 9 June 2006 by revoking the press credentials of two reporters who had earlier asked pointed questions to Royals management. The harsh move to avoid criticism infuriated many within the press and led to a backlash of articles that extended far beyond the Kansas City sports community.

source: David Glass (businessman) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
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Seriously, Walmart shines in comparison to the gov't which right about now looks like a big sinking black hole called Doom.

Then sell your US Bonds and buy stock in Wal~Mart. Vote for whomever you choose. Just don't expect anybody to jump on the Wal~Mart is great! bandwagon--we know better.
 
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Originally Posted by brinny
Actually that might be a good idea. Could we do any worse than what we have now?

and about Walmart's foreign policy? It probably would not start wars.

Wanna bet? If they based their foreign policy on their current business practices, whole nations would be unable to sell their resources for enough money to pay their workers. Most of central Europe and South America would be in chaos.

Not the same as invading countries and actually initiating wars as our gov't does and has done.
 
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Originally Posted by brinny
Seriously, Walmart shines in comparison to the gov't which right about now looks like a big sinking black hole called Doom.

Then sell your US Bonds and buy stock in Wal~Mart. Vote for whomever you choose. Just don't expect anybody to jump on the Wal~Mart is great! bandwagon--we know better.

Our gov't is a huge sinking ship.....nobody wants to stay on it. Walmart looks good in comparison to it.
 
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Not the same as invading countries and actually initiating wars as our gov't does and has done.

Uh... what exactly do you think happens when the population of a country gets desperate? They go to war with somebody.

And I have no doubt that using WM business strategies as government policy would lead to wars whenever there was a profit in doing so.
 
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Originally Posted by brinny
Our gov't is a huge sinking ship.....nobody wants to stay on it. Walmart looks good in comparison to it.

You keep saying this, and it keeps not being true.

Ok, got any good news about our gov't? I'd sure like to hear it.
 
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Ok, got any good news about our gov't? I'd sure like to hear it.

We're having an election soon, which means that you get to help choose who gets the top job... reckon Wal~Mart will let you help pick their next CEO?
 
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Originally Posted by brinny
Ok, got any good news about our gov't? I'd sure like to hear it.

We're having an election soon, which means that you get to help choose who gets the top job... reckon Wal~Mart will let you help pick their next CEO?

Yeah, the election. A two-party only choice. Is that all you got?
 
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Originally Posted by brinny
Is there a tinge o' irony/satire in yer post?

Not that I'm aware of, which part(s) were you referring to?

The last part of your post cracked me up. Was i the only one who found it hilarious? It wasn't intentional?
 
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Aren't a good number of Wal-Mart's employees on government assistance because they're paycheck is too low?

It doesn't help that we pay a huge amount in taxes, does it?
 
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The last part of your post cracked me up. Was i the only one who found it hilarious? It wasn't intentional?

This?

A CEO would get charged $150 for the pizza
A McDonalds employee would get charged $0.75
For a person who didn't want to work, they'd have to give them the pizza for free

Yeah, it's comical, but it's how our current government works unfortunately.
 
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