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Little Adam had been the terror of the elementary school. School after school, Adam had defied his teachers, sent his classes into mayhem, even burned one of the craft projects.
At his wit's end, Adam's father, a Protestant, enrolled him in Catholic school.
The first day, the father was simply waiting on the phone call to take little Adam out of class.
It never came.
The second, third day also passed without incident.
Finally, the fourth day, Adam's father had enough. "I just have to know what's going on with Adam here at this school."
He came to Adam's class, crept up, and looked in the window. There was Adam, quietly sitting drawing in his notebook.
He went in. "Adam, why are you being so calm and quiet in this school? We went through school after school, and you were horrible. What happened?"
Adam sheepishly replied, "Can't you see this school is different? That guy is nailed on a Cross up there at the front.
The nuns said they'd do that to me if I was bad."
At his wit's end, Adam's father, a Protestant, enrolled him in Catholic school.
The first day, the father was simply waiting on the phone call to take little Adam out of class.
It never came.
The second, third day also passed without incident.
Finally, the fourth day, Adam's father had enough. "I just have to know what's going on with Adam here at this school."
He came to Adam's class, crept up, and looked in the window. There was Adam, quietly sitting drawing in his notebook.
He went in. "Adam, why are you being so calm and quiet in this school? We went through school after school, and you were horrible. What happened?"
Adam sheepishly replied, "Can't you see this school is different? That guy is nailed on a Cross up there at the front.
The nuns said they'd do that to me if I was bad."
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