You got one? Here is one of mine to start off with.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said Stop! Dont do it!
And why shouldnt I? he asked.
Well there is so much to live for, I answered.
Like what?
Well are you religious?
He said yes.
I said, Me too! Are you a Christian or Buddhist?
Christian. Me too! Are you Catholic or protestant?
Protestant. Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?
Baptist. Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord?
Reformed Baptist Church of God!
Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?
He said, Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!
I said, Die, heretic scum, and pushed him off.
bugkiller
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said Stop! Dont do it!
And why shouldnt I? he asked.
Well there is so much to live for, I answered.
Like what?
Well are you religious?
He said yes.
I said, Me too! Are you a Christian or Buddhist?
Christian. Me too! Are you Catholic or protestant?
Protestant. Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?
Baptist. Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord?
Reformed Baptist Church of God!
Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?
He said, Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!
I said, Die, heretic scum, and pushed him off.
bugkiller