The War on 'Happy Holidays' Intensifies

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...or, as historians would tell you, Constantine could say, "Take that, pagans. We've trumped your holiday!"

Historians will also point out that Constantine not only was a pagan until he was baptized on his deathbed, but he remained the titular pontifex maximus of the Empire's pagan religion until he was on his deathbed.