The Stupid Thread

[anjelica]

For those who are stupid to post on.

I'll start.

I am really really REALLY stupid.

 

[Mountain_Girl406]

For those who are stupid to post on.

I'll start.

I am really really REALLY stupid.

No, you know who's truly stupid? Whoever came up with fork split English muffins, that's who. Cut the things in half already before I lose a thumb, I say!

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

I refuse to post on this thread!

 

[JackRT]

I refuse to post on this thread!

Me too. I am way over qualified.

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

Me too. I am way over qualified.

Did I tell you about my Masters in Liberal Catholic Theology? Gained at the Ned Kelly Institute, Melbourne, Australia?

 

[JackRT]

Did I tell you about my Masters in Liberal Catholic Theology? Gained at the Ned Kelly Institute, Melbourne, Australia?

*senses there might be a punch line coming*

No, you haven't told me ------------------------- yet.

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

*senses there might be a punch line coming*

No, you haven't told me ------------------------- yet.

oh glad you are interested, I'll tell you all the awesome details one day... (that's about as punchy a line as I can think of.)

 

[tadoflamb]

I think the Ned Kelly part was the punch line.

 

[JackRT]

I think the Ned Kelly part was the punch line.

I'm so stupid that I don't know who Ned Kelly is.

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

Australians get a lot of stick for being descendants of convicts and .........bushrangers (criminals like Ned Kelly)
hence our lack of sophistication.......

 

[JackRT]

Australians get a lot of stick for being descendants of convicts and .........bushrangers (criminals like Ned Kelly)
hence our lack of sophistication.......

OK, got it now. I have never met an Australian that I did not like. It seems to me that Australia just might be the world's largest outdoor unsupervised insane asylum. I speak with authority because as a Canadian I live just north of one.

 

[tadoflamb]

OK, got it now. I have never met an Australian that I did not like. It seems to me that Australia just might be the world's largest outdoor unsupervised insane asylum. I speak with authority because as a Canadian I live just north of one.

O Canada!

 

[Martinius]

OK, got it now. I have never met an Australian that I did not like. It seems to me that Australia just might be the world's largest outdoor unsupervised insane asylum. I speak with authority because as a Canadian I live just north of one.

Hey, hey, watch what you say about me and my fellow inmates...I mean, me and my fellow Americans. You are very wrong about us being the largest outdoor unsupervised insane asylum. Most of us stay indoors, playing video games and posting on blogs, and we ARE supervised. As you can see, we are currently having an election to choose who will run the asylum.

Let's get it right now.

 

[Shiloh Raven]

Hey, hey, watch what you say about me and my fellow inmates...I mean, me and my fellow Americans. You are very wrong about us being the largest outdoor unsupervised insane asylum. Most of us stay indoors, playing video games and posting on blogs, and we ARE supervised. As you can see, we are currently having an election to choose who will run the asylum.

Let's get it right now.

I try to spend time outdoors, but lately I have had my laptop and iphone within arm's reach because of the DAPL protest going on.

 

[Kenny'sID]

General stupid thoughts:

Stupendous thread.

Stupid is where stupid posts

There are no stupid questions, just stupid threads.

Dietary warnings for people like us:

Don't you eat that yellow snow. Zappa

Also, those freshness pouches aren't for human consumption.

And I'll leave you with a deeper, stupid thought that I was to stupid to come up with on my own:

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

Jack Handy

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

It seems to me that Australia just might be the world's largest outdoor unsupervised insane asylum.

That's quality. I'm gonna use that and pretend I made it up myself. We are all plagiarists after all, aren't we?

 

[tadoflamb]

I've never had an original thought in my life.

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

As for America being one, then why would you allow gun ownership in an insane asylum?

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

I feel like doing that sometimes. I might try it at work on Monday.

 

[Godlovesmetwo]

I only become unhappy when I take myself seriously.