The story game

[Lioness901]

This is where I will say one sentence and then someone says another sentence and so forth. All you get to say is one sentence for the story that's it. It doesn't have to make sense this is just for fun. So I'll start....

One day miss Mary Ann was skipping along on the grassy hill when...

 

[mafwons]

...she tripped on her untied shoe and fell to the ground, and sustained a fracture to her humerous.