The most embarassing thing that happend to you...

[JamesATL]

I know this might be offtopic or whatnot, but this is kinda funny... The other day, while still in afghanistan, I was walking out of the TOC(tactical operating center) and I picked up 'my' patrol cap, and casually walked out... On my way to the HMMWV, a few soldiers started saluting me with good morning major... I was like, um, ok, and kept walking. As soon as I got to the HMMWV(Hummvee) I saw my reflection in the window, and realized I was wearing the Major's cap... I felt so stupid... hahahaha...

 

[Avatar]

I was sitting at the bar of the local lounge a few years ago and an inlaw sat next to me. I was smoking Dumaurier cigarettes and he kept taking cigs from my pack. I wouldn't have minded if he asked, but he didn't. I'd smoke one, he'd smoke one. We finished the pack and I was a bit irked. I didn't say anything but I left. When I got home I realised my cigarettes were in my pocket the whole time.

 

[JamesATL]

I was sitting at the bar of the local lounge a few years ago and an inlaw sat next to me. I was smoking Dumaurier cigarettes and he kept taking cigs from my pack. I wouldn't have minded if he asked, but he didn't. I'd smoke one, he'd smoke one. We finished the pack and I was a bit irked. I didn't say anything but I left. When I got home I realised my cigarettes were in my pocket the whole time.

Whoa, that was embarassing huh? Hehehe... God Bless...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

hmmmmm....where to being. perhaps finding out empiracally the lock on a port-a-potty was broken at a county fair in front of about two hundred bug-eyed witnesses would be a contender (especially when the girl who opened it tried to get a second look ). The drive by mooning certainly would compete, as would pushing a shopping cart down Shurmer rd. while it was on fire. If I had to narrow it down to just one? Yuh see I had this obnoxios coworked who, when the discussion progressed to steroid abuse decided to shout over and over "they shrink your *****"! We were all getting rather goofy and I went and drew a caricature of him with his little caption. Well, time went on and one fine sunday I was at a catholic church with my folks and put my hands in my coat pocket and wondered what this piece of paper was? pulled it out and there was the drawing. I just burst out laughing uncontrollably. People were looking, I had to exit (or be escorted out) and just didn't have the heart to answer my mom who wanted to know WHAT was so funny....?

 

[JamesATL]

Hahahahahahaha...

 

[masrhy]

well i was fishing with now my ex boyfriend i was 14 and i decided to take him fishing with me and my Dad. Me and my Dad was catching loads of fish but it took him about 2 hours to catch his first fish and im not exgaggerating (don't know how to spell it sorry )
so i'd thought i'd help him net it i hurried to fetch the net! Unlucky for me i lost my footing and splash! i had fell into the dirty water! well i looked like i had been living in a sewer all my life :o
All the lads from across the river was calling me Free willy in the reservoir (unfortunately i used some bad words too but i was non-christian at the time ) my Dad and ex was laughing there heads off The fish was fine it wasn't hurt. that must have been laughing too!
I wasn't bothered about being wet it was the fact that i stank and my new trainers had come off too but i got them back and put them in the wash

 

[JamesATL]

Wow, that was embarrasing... Hehe, I feel you... God Bless...

 

[roseduelist04]

I gave part of my family's dinner to one of dogs accidently, twice, different times.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Did the dog survive? Mine didn't....

 

[Glaz]

When I was 11 I played little league soccer. One time at a game one of the kids on the other team decided to pull my shorts down, all the way down. So I'm standing there naked from the waist down and everyone laughing at me even the adults. Then the ball gets kicked my way and you can let your imagination finish this story for you.

 

[ConstanceB]

Where does one start? (The horrible, horrible ones I don't tell anybody.)

I had been pregnant for what seemed like a year, and a church friend my age had just had her baby the day before and everybody was bragging on how beautiful the baby was, and I was depressed. Our women's quartet was singing that day, and I really, really didn't want to climb up those steps and be on display.

The other women were apparently feeling as awful as I was, because the performance was possibly the worst I've ever witnessed. We started off at different times; the pianist kept getting off the rhythm; once I began about 5 seconds before anyone else, and in turn, every other person did the same thing. On about the third verse, one woman began singing in a whole different key. By the time we were done, I wasn't sure I could make it to my seat before starting to cry.

I made it to my seat, but then just couldn't hold my crying in any more. Because I was SOOOO pregnant, I couldn't get my breathe, so it wasn't exactly silent sobbing. It was more like loud, painful snorting.

This little old man in the back always had something to say anytime anyone performed or presented: "Well, bless God!" "Well, praise God!" This time, guess what he said: "Well, thank God!"

I started to wail and ended up waddling out of the church & kept on going til I got home.

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

^^^ Most embarrassing thing that ever happened was when I was learning to horseback ride. A friend had the most wonderful horses for teaching greenhorns lol.. one of them "BoB" was his name was an huge clydsdale that loved to teach youngsters to stay on his back. The most painful lesson was when he threw me over a fence into the middle of a blackberry bush which I had to tactfully crawl out of. Not to be outdone the other horse "Champion" chose to then chase me to the top of a high wall were I had to wait for the owner to come and lead him away so I could get down. Horses can teach many lessons in humility