The Excuse Game

[lucypevensie]

I'm already pretty short, so I'm sure that whatever's flying at me might zip right over my head. Right?

You've been invited to a summertime pool party and cook out.

 

[Susie~Q]

Sorry, I can not make it, I am going to be overseas that day.

The door needs a new lock, can you do it?

 

[mumof2cuteboys]

I'm a hairdresser who works with dreadlocks, not a locksmith who works with deadlocks.

You didn't wash the car yesterday?

 

[lucypevensie]

A little dust makes the car look used and loved, and gives it character.

Could you help me figure out why my InfoLink won't connect to my broadband?

 

[Matthew-59]

Sorry, but I'm techno-illiterate. You wouldn't want my help.

Eat some fresh fruit.

 

[lucypevensie]

I will only eat fruit if it is sprinkled with a couple tablespoons of sugar, and I'm trying to cut back on sugar, so...

Let's go get some subs at Subway.

 

[Matthew-59]

Let's go get some subs at Subway.

I am not hungry for Subway subs right now. You'll just have to wait.

Enter a hotdog eating contest.

 

[MissRowy]

I don't eat hot-dogs as they make me puke
Go get pizza instead

 

[lucypevensie]

Pizza is too round. I like square foods better.

You need to be up at 7am tomorrow.

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry its not good to get up that early on a Friday

Keep my partner company while he has lunch?

 

[mumof2cuteboys]

My dog's got ballet lessons at lunch time.

Did you apply for your dream job?

 

[MissRowy]

Computer died so I couldn't access my resume
Get me some cough syrup please

 

[lucypevensie]

Cough syrup has alcohol in it, and I don't want you to become an alcoholic.

Remember to take your vitamins.

 

[WannaWitness]

I am very particular about the vitamins I take. None of the vitamins I have found on the market contain Vitamin Q. Vitamin Q is extremely rare (only available at the South Pole), but I had heard it's good for causing uncontrollable hysterics that releases all the gunk from your body, and therefore better than any other vitamin known to man. I am running low on Vitamin Q supplements, so I have to make them stretch until I'm able to order more.

Can you paint my house for me?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't have a paint brush.

Want to go out for breakfast with me tomorrow?

 

[Daughter of His]

I can't, I'll be sleeping and don't call and wake me up.

How about lunch tomorrow?

 

[MissRowy]

I'm going to be abstaining from having lunch for the weekend so I can't make it.

Can you get some ointment for my rash?

 

[Matthew-59]

Can you get some ointment for my rash?

I don't know what kind of ointment you use, so I would probably buy the wrong kind and you'd be mad. I don't want that to happen.

Make a paper airplane and see how far it will fly.

 

[MissRowy]

Thats a waste of paper and paper costs lots of money nowadays

Make me a coffee

 

[Matthew-59]

You wouldn't like my coffee. I don't put water in it. That just dilutes the coffee.

Set up a tent and sleep outside tonight.