Sayings

[THE OLD BUM]

beauty is only skin deep

 

[JimB]

Some of us may reach the top of the ladder only to discover it leaning against the wrong wall.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
--Ray Romano

Okay, I'm done.

 

[the.Sheepdog]

Never try to teach a pig to sing.

It wastes your time, and annoys the pig!