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I bet Rob will be getting stuck into a big turkey tomorrow...
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Good for you Red Fox...I am a vegetarian, so I would not be eating turkey anyway.
[fx: throat clearing]
My fellow Americans (1) residents of East London,
Having consulted with my Counsellors,(2) and taking into account the mix of backgrounds in this borough, I can find no acceptable reason for any of you to be engaging in private pyrotechnic displays. If you do happen to be celebrating the victory of Servius Tullius, king of Rome, over the Etruscans, I promise that next year I will fund your festivities. As I find this to be unlikely, please note the following:
After I lead Panzers down Whitehall storm Newham Town Hall (3) people like you, who engage in unseasonal pyrotechnics, will receive a single warning to cease and desists. This warning will consist of the insertion of a lit Roman candle - business end first - up your backsides. If you repeat your offence, I shall then have to take serious measures.
You have been warned.
1. Sorry, old habits die hard.
2. Lie, it was Wikipedia.
3. Should probably just start local, then work my way up.
Hi Red Fox !
You know - I think tomorrow Reilly's should be a NO 'TURKEY DAY FESTIVITIES' day.
After all the majority of us here are not Americans. Let them have their festivities - we will just be our normal 'mad' selves
so was your post.For goodness sake - that's a simply ridiculous thing to post