"Apucapuchia! Voted the second most beautiful world for the discerning traveller!"
"Why can't we go to the first most beautiful world?"
"Because its disgusting! Every one goes there, planet of coffee shops!"
I still love "Lets kill Hitler" especially the anti bodies
"Welcome, your death is authorised. Remain calm whilst your life is extracted. YOu will feel a slight tingling then death."
"Your continued existence is authorised."
"Last time we went by the sensors Rasputin came out green!"
"You shot my TARDIS!"
"I thought you said I couldn't use a weapon because of the state of grace?"
"I LIED just so you wouldn't use a weapon!"
Demons Run
Boy "Will I be alright?"
Nurse (Col) Stamm "OF course you will young man and I look forward one day to meeting you on the field of battle where I will crush your bones for the glory of the Sontar Empire!"
"Pond! Get your coat!"
River song "OOh you're dressing as Romans now...someones been reading my memos!"
"Yeah well the Doctor thought it would be better."
"I've just been to 1817 where I iceskated on the thames at the last great Ice festival then he got Stevie Wonder to sing to me under London Bridge."
"Stevie Wonder? in 1817?"
"Yes but don't tell him."
"Course it's not silly Melody, its my hair!"
"No you should call her Mummy rather than big milk thing."