One-fourth of Millennials prefer Giant Meteor and extinguishing human life to Clinton, Trump

[NightHawkeye]

Millennials Poll | UMass Lowell/Odyssey

In terms of pairwise comparisons, 39% of millennials prefer that Obama serve a life term as President rather than have either a Clinton or Trump Presidency, 26% prefer a random lottery to either serving as President, and 23% (nearly 1 in 4!) prefer a giant meteor and the extinguishing of human life to either a Clinton or Trump Presidency. Majorities prefer a random lottery (67%), a lifetime Obama Presidency (66%) and a giant meteor (55%) to a Trump Presidency. A majority even prefers that Obama serve a life term as President (51%) to a Clinton Presidency, while 39% prefer a lottery election and 34% prefer a giant meteor to a Clinton Presidency.

We do not take our respondents at their word that they are earnestly interested in seeing the world end, but we do take their willingness to rank two Constitutional crises and a giant meteor ahead of these two candidates with startlingly frequency as a sign of displeasure and disaffection with the candidates and the election of 2016.​

 

[GoldenBoy89]

Giant Meteor 2016!

 

[Ajax 777]

Yeah, at least the giant meteor doesn't attempt to hide the disaster it portends.

 

[brinny]

Yeah, at least the giant meteor doesn't attempt to hide the disaster it portends.

LOL!

 

[Cute Tink]

Giant pile of millennials are suicidal!

But more seriously, this is pretty funny, if it wasn't also disturbing.

 

[777Sloan]

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[loveofourlord]

Giant pile of millennials are suicidal!

But more seriously, this is pretty funny, if it wasn't also disturbing.

I know....should be higher.

 

[Nithavela]

That giant meteor thing was actually started years ago by disillusioned conservatives.

 

[Vylo]

I was tempted to get both a Trump and Clinton sign, melt them, and put a Giant Meteor 2016 sign over their remains.

 

[tickingclocker]

I was tempted to get both a Trump and Clinton sign, melt them, and put a Giant Meteor 2016 sign over their remains.

Can we send Trump and Hillary to meet and greet the Giant Meteor? Wait for the Space Station to go by first. It's actually worth something.

 

[LionL]

"One-fourth of Millennials prefer Giant Meteor and extinguishing human life to Clinton, Trump"
Just shows how dangerous his supporters are.

 

[MrSpikey]

Millennials Poll | UMass Lowell/Odyssey

In terms of pairwise comparisons, 39% of millennials prefer that Obama serve a life term as President rather than have either a Clinton or Trump Presidency, 26% prefer a random lottery to either serving as President, and 23% (nearly 1 in 4!) prefer a giant meteor and the extinguishing of human life to either a Clinton or Trump Presidency. Majorities prefer a random lottery (67%), a lifetime Obama Presidency (66%) and a giant meteor (55%) to a Trump Presidency. A majority even prefers that Obama serve a life term as President (51%) to a Clinton Presidency, while 39% prefer a lottery election and 34% prefer a giant meteor to a Clinton Presidency.

We do not take our respondents at their word that they are earnestly interested in seeing the world end, but we do take their willingness to rank two Constitutional crises and a giant meteor ahead of these two candidates with startlingly frequency as a sign of displeasure and disaffection with the candidates and the election of 2016.​

Now that's what I call strong action on the illegal immigrant problem! None of this wussy "wall" business!

 

[MorkandMindy]

Let's see, the meteor kills instantly, Clinton's nuclear war has her safely in a bunker watching some of us die of radiation poisoning over a few days, and Trump's Presidency means four years of non stop insults.

A hard choice but I'll pick the first.