November 26: International Abstinence Rejection Day

[Illuminatus]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November_26

 

[Helo]

Funny site Not real good for sources though.

And in my opinion EVERY day is International Abstinence Rejection Day

 

[MichaelFJF]

Would that be the day you just do everybody in sight?

 

[BrownCoat]

Would that be the day you just do everybody in sight?

*cue James Bond music*

 

[Illuminatus]

Funny site Not real good for sources though.

Shoot. I was hoping it'd last a while before someone noticed that. Kind of takes the fun out of it.

 

[TeddyKGB]

*cue James Bond music*

Hey now, all his conquests were job-related.

 

[Joykins]

That's funny. What's even funnier is reading that and knowing this:

I clearly remember on Nov. 26, 2003, looking my husband straight in the eye and saying, "I'm never having sex with you ever again."*

I was in labor with my daughter. My baby is 2 today


*I lied

 

[SisterGeoff]

You mean I missed it? Bah!

 

[SallyNow]

I love the 1984 reference on that page...

Great site, although it's too bad they have to mix in great humour with making fun of an eating disorder...

ETA: Wow, despite some stuff written in bad taste, this is a really funny site! Thanks for sharing!