new humour Break

[Alithis]

laugh at ourselves ..or anything else clean and funny .

this one made me think of us arguing on CF
.. its so us .. postering then stating ..sometimes co-joining and playing each other strings and even on occasion unifying when the cessationists show up haha

 

[Alithis]

Its so encapsulates us all haha

 

[Biblicist]

That was absolutely superb! Just imagine if church was just as good; what do we have, no need for a bandmaster (pastor) and each member was able to play their part (and sometimes someone else's) with a good degree of humour.

 

[hislegacy]

 

[hislegacy]

 

[Alithis]

Honest Hymns
This is the way we would sing these well-known hymns if we were honest.

I Surrender Some

There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings

Fill My Spoon, Lord

Oh, How I Like Jesus

He's Quite a Bit to Me

I Love to Talk About Telling the Story

Take My Life and Let Me Be

It is My Secret What God Can Do

There is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today

Onward, Christian Reserves

Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

Just As I Pretend to Be

When the Saints Go Sneaking In


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thanks to ron4Shua for posting this elsewhere

 

[Messy]

When the Saints Go Sneaking In

 

[Alithis]

haha i know right ..its funny ..(though bordes o going a lil too far from jest to mockery (we must be careful of that ) but beneath it is frightening truth of the state of too many hearts .. but praise God it shall not always be, for he comes to separate tares from wheat and before he does he will bring fire and purify his bride .

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodyguard. Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish. To test them, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the swordsmen to kill it. The Chinese swordsman sweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two. The Japanese swordsman is given the same test. He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground. The Jewish swordsman is then given a the test. He chases it around the room, swings his sword a few times, then sits down with the fly buzzing around his head. "Why have you stopped?" asks the Emperor. "The fly is still alive." "Yes," replies the Jewish swordsman, "circumcision not meant to kill."

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Two young boys were arguing over who gets the first flapjack from the pan at breakfast. The first boy says, "If Jesus was here, He would stand aside and let the other one go first." The second little boy says, "Hey, let's play a game. You can be Jesus!"

 

[justsurfin12]

 

[Alithis]

A set of jumper leads walk into a bar .

"what are you doing here"? ask the barman .
just want a beer nothing more the jumper leads replies ..

ok says the barman you can buy a drink ..just Dont start anything !

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

Ha ha, just like here when we're saying the same thing just using different words

 

[Alithis]

Ha ha, just like here when we're saying the same thing just using different words

Hahaa that is perfect .... a report for the poke in the eye and the little mod steps in.. great axample of our cf arguments

 

[GoodGRACEshus]

Obscenely wealthy man died.
At the funeral mourners were gossiping about his wealth when one leant over and whispered to a friend, "Did you hear how much he left?" The friend replied,
"All of it".

 

[GoodGRACEshus]

 

[GoodGRACEshus]

Happy to delete if it offends
Poof....gone

 

[GoodGRACEshus]

Must be a time delay in the posting and publishing of uploaded items....always seem to get caught and end up with the deletion of one