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Joke of the Day!

Discussion in 'Non-denominational' started by Jerushabelle, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. Jerushabelle

    Jerushabelle New Member

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    Minister to garage mechanic: "Your estimate runneth over!"


    Yuck, yuck! ^_^
     
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    ashout As Tall as Goliath and as fearsome too!

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    what did the police man say to his shirt?

    ...YOUR UNDER A VEST!

    HAHARHAHRHAHRHARHAHR
     
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    ashout As Tall as Goliath and as fearsome too!

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    one day a man gave 10 dollars to a little girl who was sad and said "don't give up darling". the next day he gave 10 more dollars to the little girl who was sad and said "don't give up darling." the day after that however, he was feeling down becuase his wife died and so he gave the little girl nothing. she turned to him, gave him 20 dollars and said "don't give up darling!"


    good story right, i made it up my self. it's about how your there for others your whole life, and one day, they will return what you invested into them. doesn't always work out like that i know, but ultimatly it comes back to you when you need it most.
     
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    Thanks for this ashout! It's a blessing!
     
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    Son: "Mom, can I be a preacher when I grow up?"
    Mom: "Sure you can, but why?"
    Son: "Since you make me go anyway, and I have to sit still and be quiet, I figure I'd rather go and be able to stand up and holler!"

    Yuck yuck! ^_^^_^
     
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    ashout As Tall as Goliath and as fearsome too!

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    one day a man was taking his daughter to the carnival. they come across an airplane ride and the little girl say's "dady i want to ride!" they ask how much it is, and it turns out to be ten dollars a ride. the father says "10 dollars is 10 dollars, lets do something else" he does the 3 years in a row always saying no to the little girl on account of "10 dollars is 10 dollars". then one year, the airplane operator says to the little girl "darling, if you manage to go through all the twists and loop de loops without saying ANYTHING AT ALL, I'll let you ride for free." so the father and the daughter climb into the plane and it goes up, and it twists and turns and loops around in the sky and the little girl doesnt say anything at all. they land the plane and the airplane operator says " you didnt say one word the whole time, i'm proud of you!" and the little girl say's...

    "i'd have said something when father fell out of the plane, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars!"

    HARDY HAR HAR HARRRRRR
     
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    What is hay? Grass a la mowed!

    Yuck yuck! ^_^
     
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    Pastor, I heard bells when I was baptized!

    Yes, my dear, didn't you know the telephone always rings when a person is immersed in water?

    Yuck, yuck! ^_^
     
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    What's the difference between pneumonia and ammonia?
    One comes in chests, the other in bottles!

    Yuck, yuck!
     
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    HazelWings There is no one like our God

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    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
     
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    Thanks for sharing this was funny.
     
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    Yuck, yuck!!^_^:clap:
     
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    Yuck, yuck! Some improvement!! ^_^
     
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    ashout As Tall as Goliath and as fearsome too!

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    the baseball joke was the best one yet.

    ...but the bat joke wasn't bad either.

    how many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb...

    they don't, athiests walk in the darkness!

    hardy hardy har har har
     
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    Need an ark to save two of every animal?

    I noah guy
     
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    A salesman asked his secretary, "Who was that on the telephone?"
    "I don't know," she answered. "She just said, 'Long distance from Chicago,' so I said, 'yes, it sure is,' and hung up."

    Yuck, yuck!
     
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    Thanks for sharing this funny joke.
     
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    Chicken to the Pig: "Let's open a restaurant featuring ham and eggs. We'll get rich!"

    Pig: "It's easy for you to get excited about this. For you it's just a contribution; for me it's a total commitment!"


    Yuck, yuck!
     
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    This is so funny.

    :)
     
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