Inventor: I never used dead cats for fuel.

[Johnboy60]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German inventor said he has developed a method to produce crude oil products from waste that he believes can be an answer to the soaring costs of fuel, but denied a German newspaper story implying he also used dead cats.

Christian Koch, an inventor and patent holder of the "KDV 500" that he said produces high quality fuel, said he can transform waste products such as paper, rubbish and plastic materials into fuel.

But Koch, 55, said there was no truth to stories published in Bild newspaper Tuesday and Wednesday that suggested he used dead cats as part of the mix for his organic diesel fuel.


http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news...f/story/0002/20050914/1253601657.htm&sc=reodd

 

[UberLutheran]

Of course not! Everybody knows that's what dead sugargliders are for!

[grinning, running, ducking and hiding]

 

[Billy Batson]

what's wrong with dead cats as an additive to the fuel mix? if its dead matter anyway, it's still matter.

 

[MethodMan]

what's wrong with dead cats as an additive to the fuel mix? if its dead matter anyway, it's still matter.

What if we clone live cats so we can have a endless supply of energy.

 

[Billy Batson]

that wouldn't be viable as those cloned cats use more resources to produce (in research and lab fees) than just plain cats born naturally and have died (of whatever causes).

 

[MethodMan]

that wouldn't be viable as those cloned cats use more resources to produce (in research and lab fees) than just plain cats born naturally and have died (of whatever causes).

My comment was for the cat lovers.

 

[Billy Batson]

i'm not against using dead cloned cats for fuel.

 

[Illuminatus]

i'm not against using dead cloned cats for fuel.

I'm not against using live cats, either.

Illuminatus (who really doesn't like cats)

 

[Yamialpha]

Well now that the cat's out of the bag...

 

[Illuminatus]

Well now that the cat's out of the bag...

Ooh. Bad.

For some reason, I can see ALF getting a kick out of this thread.