- Sep 11, 2006
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So much marital strife, so much sadness in the media these days.
So here's a bit of comic relief.
This morning, my husband took the dog out at 6 when it was still pretty dark.
He came back inside and was making the bed in a mostly dark bedroom when I walked out of the bathroom and realized that he had ~*something with legs*~ on his back. something big. for a second I thought it was a giant spider and i ~*might have sweared*~. He of course got freaked out and started panicking. I then realized it was NOT a spider, it was a grasshopper. I big, ugly brown grasshopper. And I was going to pick it off but he ripped his shirt off and started running around like a little girl. So I got the shirt and got the bug out and took it outside because I don't need to kill a harmless grasshopper.
I have been laughing at him ever since.
So here's a bit of comic relief.
This morning, my husband took the dog out at 6 when it was still pretty dark.
He came back inside and was making the bed in a mostly dark bedroom when I walked out of the bathroom and realized that he had ~*something with legs*~ on his back. something big. for a second I thought it was a giant spider and i ~*might have sweared*~. He of course got freaked out and started panicking. I then realized it was NOT a spider, it was a grasshopper. I big, ugly brown grasshopper. And I was going to pick it off but he ripped his shirt off and started running around like a little girl. So I got the shirt and got the bug out and took it outside because I don't need to kill a harmless grasshopper.
I have been laughing at him ever since.
