I once heard a christian say...[moved from Christian Advice]

[pyramid33]

"I have a mind, I'm just looking for a heart", in front of a congregation.

Funny thing's young Christians say.

 

[ForJesusChrist]

Well, at least he/she was on to a good start!

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

*And I'm still not surprised I was the only one confused in the congregation.

God is the heart and mind of a believer in God.

 

[ForJesusChrist]

What he is saying is that he knows his minds with God and Jesus, but he also really wants his heart to be in Jesus also.

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

Actually he was looking for a companion. But hey, you tried.

Every believer in God is filled with the Holy Spirit, heart and mind.

 

[pyramid33]

duplicate post.

 

[pyramid33]

Another one that is funny.

Pastor reads from Matthew to end his sermon.

Matthew 6:5
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Then the pastor say's, "stand, and let's pray".

 

[ForJesusChrist]

Another one that is funny.

Pastor reads from Matthew to end his sermon.

Matthew 6:5
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Then the pastor say's, "stand, and let's pray".

What exactly is funny in this?

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

What exactly is funny in this?

God Bless

"dont stand and pray as the hypocrites do". "stand and pray". It's funny.

Tough crowd.

 

[pyramid33]

I suppose you have a funnier one

 

[ForJesusChrist]

Matthew 6:5 says nothing against standing and praying. It is merely stating that that is what the hypocrites do.

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

So don't kill mean's kill according to that logic?

No wonder the law is bad bad vibe stuff with some.

 

[ForJesusChrist]

So don't kill mean's kill according to your logic?

Not amused.

What? Is this a joke? What do you mean?

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

What? Is this a joke? What do you mean?

God Bless

Your hilarious.

 

[ForJesusChrist]

Your hilarious.

I actually not trying to be. I'm very confused. How did I upset you?

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

Here's another one.

A pastor say's "give your alm's in secret", and then passes the plate.

 

[pyramid33]

I actually not trying to be.
God Bless

John Candy would be rolling at that.

 

[ForJesusChrist]

What is the message you are trying to get across? Jokes? Errors in your church? I'm still confused.

God Bless

 

[pyramid33]

What is the message you are trying to get across? Jokes? Errors in your church? I'm still confused.

God Bless

Are you okay ForJesusChrist? Is there something you'd like to talk about?

 

[pyramid33]

Psalm 131:1