I Need A Date For My Sister

[imperfectchristian]

Ok fellas,send me your resume,in order to date my sister.

There is a certain criteria you must meet.

She really is a nice girl.

Unemployed,need not apply.

Hey...at least she has a great body! :o

 

[pinetree]

Hey...at least she has a great body! :o

I was hoping you would look at who she is as a person!
No date for you!

 

[pinetree]

Ok,now this is my cousin Mary..

She is highly educated,and is looking for a long term relationship.

 

[brinny]

ROFL!!! y'all are crackin' me up

how ya been pinetree?

 

[BenAdam]

I see a family resemblence.

PT, I found a picture of your mom.

 

[Faulty]

Ok,now this is my cousin Mary..

She is highly educated,and is looking for a long term relationship.

As long as she don't use Geico, I might be able to hook her up with someone.

 

[brinny]

Rofol!!!

 

[imperfectchristian]

I was hoping you would look at who she is as a person!
No date for you!

 

[imperfectchristian]

I see a family resemblence.

PT, I found a picture of your mom.

ROFL!!!!

 

[imperfectchristian]

Ok,now this is my cousin Mary..

She is highly educated,and is looking for a long term relationship.

What the heck???

 

[pinetree]

I see a family resemblence.

PT, I found a picture of your mom.

Actually she is a bachelorette,if you know any hip guys in their late stages of life..

 

[pinetree]

ROFL!!! y'all are crackin' me up

how ya been pinetree?

Hi Brinny..
Dont be bashful,brother pinetree has a large extended family.
So to the sisters out there,here is cousin lester.At home we just call him furry..
He earns 4,000 a year!
Not bad for 3rd grade!

 

[BenAdam]

Hi Brinny..
Dont be bashful,brother pinetree has a large extended family.
So to the sisters out there,here is cousin lester.At home we just call him furry..

Doesn't the bigfoot costume come with a mask?!?!?

 

[pinetree]

As long as she don't use Geico, I might be able to hook her up with someone.

Thank you friend.

 

[brinny]

Hi Brinny..
Dont be bashful,brother pinetree has a large extended family.
So to the sisters out there,here is cousin lester.At home we just call him furry..
He earns 4,000 a year!
Not bad for 3rd grade!

awww the photo is hiding...can't see him....and i was soooo intrigued

 

[imperfectchristian]

Hi Brinny..
Dont be bashful,brother pinetree has a large extended family.
So to the sisters out there,here is cousin lester.At home we just call him furry..
He earns 4,000 a year!
Not bad for 3rd grade!

There comes a point where I think it is perfectly O.K. for a guy to take female hormones...this guy passed that point awhile ago.

 

[pinetree]

Doesn't the bigfoot costume come with a mask?!?!?

nevermind,the photo did not work

 

[BenAdam]

no pic my friend, bigfoot ate it

 

[pinetree]

There comes a point where I think it is perfectly O.K. for a guy to take female hormones...this guy passed that point awhile ago.

do you take female hormones?
Maybe that is what..oh nevermind..

 

[brinny]

Roflol!!!